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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

clean code practices, code compilation, code formatting, code organization, code quality, coding conventions, coding style, Comments.., function spacing, linters, linting rules, Linty, Minecraft, PEP standard, programming guidelines, programming standards, Python, Python best practices, smp, syntax rules, variable declaration, variable naming conventions, Whitespace

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	244	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Asaba Harumasa, Boopons, Cunning Hares, Doggy Vouchers, Double Drops, Drawpile, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Server, Sixth Street market fair, Soul Hounds III, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	5464	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons – because who doesn’t love free stuff, amirite?

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!

Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.

Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?

And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

advice, Affection, Anon, attraction, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, DATING, dont, emotions, fulfillment, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Partnership, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dragon Eggs Found:	4417	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Buildings Constructed:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

HELLMIND server Minecraft

Achievements, adventure mode, Banking System, big shot, Business, city building, data pack, donation, HELLIMIND, hidden achievements, Long Term Projects, Minecraft, mini-community, Server, Server development., SimpleVoicechat mod, Survival, territory registration

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	154
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

More information about the server:

There will be no wipes on the server; you can develop your projects on our server for a long time.

If ordinary achievements seem simple to you, we have a data pack for 1000 achievements and hidden achievements may take you a lot of time.

As the server develops, a banking system will appear.

To hear players use the SimpleVoicechat mod.

You can create your own city and develop it with your own mini-community, run a business, become a big shot on the server or an interesting character.

To register your territory, circle it all with blocks around the edges, or make a fence, putting up signs that this is your territory. (It is advisable to do it beautifully) You can register a maximum of 3 territories for yourself.By joining you will have an adventure mode, but for a minimum donation via the link in the chat you can get survival.

94.131.13.34

Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server

#youtube, autism, Behavior, Communication, mental health, Minecraft, neuroatypical, neuroatypicality, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurology, neurotypical, Neurotypicals, normies, Server, social media, social norms, Social Skills, Stereotypes, twitch

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1103
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with neurotypicals? Look no further, because our server is a haven for all the non-neurotypical players out there! We don’t discriminate against anyone who doesn’t fit the “normie” mold – in fact, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!

Join us on our server and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds, where players with autism, ADHD, and other neurodivergent traits thrive and create amazing builds that will blow your mind. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who will build a roller coaster that goes through a maze of memes, or create a giant statue of a cat wearing a top hat? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Don’t be a normie – join our server today and embrace your inner weirdo! Who knows, you might even discover that being neurodivergent is the coolest superpower of all.

> So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

abstain, challenge, Defeat, discipline, Failure, funny, humor, internet challenge, internet trend, Lost, meme, Minecraft, no nut november, November, nut, regret, self improvement, self-control, smp, social media, temptation, viral

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	1532
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).

Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.

No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of getting wrecked by wizards and witches on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, magic is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more getting turned into a frog or struck by lightning out of nowhere.

Join us and prove your strength without relying on any hocus pocus. Build epic fortresses, battle fierce mobs, and show off your PvP skills without worrying about some mage casting a spell on you.

Who will emerge as the ultimate warrior on our server? Will it be the fearless knight in shining armor, the cunning rogue with ninja-like reflexes, or the beefed-up barbarian ready to smash anything in their path? The only way to find out is to join us and start your epic adventure today!

The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP

Abandoned, Board, Communication, Community, Dead, DESERTED, discussion, election, Empty, End.., forum, Ghost Town, INACTIVE, internet, message board, Minecraft, near.., ONLINE, pw, smp, spam measures

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can only be appeased by building a giant statue of a potato in their honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Carson’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dimension Hops:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Oh, forget about Carson Daly, come join our Minecraft server where the only Daly you’ll be thinking about is mining for diamonds all day! Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on unicorns, and battle evil creepers with your trusty pet llama by your side.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a magical portal that transports you to a world where pigs can fly and chickens can dance the cha-cha. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret club where you can trade enchanted items with other players and participate in epic dance battles to win rare loot.

So say goodbye to Carson Daly and hello to the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!