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Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Divine Spears Created:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	247	Divine Spears Created:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	212
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	528030	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	551
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchantments Applied:	174
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	2263
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	587
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?