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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3048 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
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