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UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Void Gems Collected:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2659
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

act, analyze, Chaos, Communicate, Connect, Crafty, Create, creeper, DISCOVER, Engage, evaluate, Explore, express, Imagine, Interact, Observe, participate, question.., REFLECT, Respond, Share, think.., understand

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	9503	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!

LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!

Confused, Entertained, ignore, IGNORE ME, ignore me ignore me, ignore me ignore me long trail tags, ignore me ignore me tags, ignore me long trail tags, ignore me tags, LolCraft, long trail tags, me, mobs, Players, tags

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Co-less-ium: Where chaos and fighting reign supreme!

2b2t, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colessium, fair playing field, Fighting, freedom, Hacks, hands off, imagination, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, op, player-creativity, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Reign, Server, SUPREME, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Welcome to colesium.org – Anarchy Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Features	No rules, PvP environment, Vanilla Survival Gamemode, Hacks allowed, Hands-off approach
Join Us	Visit us on Discord \| IP: colesium.org \| Version: 1.20.4

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Feel free to play as you please.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy pls come 😀

Patton vs Lujan: Minecraft Madness

Admiration, Army, character analysis, commanding officers, Conflict, contrasting views, Gen Patton, historical context, Historical figures, leadership, Lujan, madness, Military, military history, Minecraft, Opinions, Patton, Personalities, Perspectives, Respect, Sgt Lujan, war heroes, wartime alliances, world war II

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3251	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	7938
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Animals Bred:	59
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what Sgt Lujan really thinks of Gen Patton! Will they team up to take down creepers together or will they engage in an epic PvP battle to settle their differences? The only way to know for sure is to log on and witness the drama unfold in pixelated glory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made from unicorn tears. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Eternal Block Party

BLOCK, emotional goodbye, ETERNAL, eternal goodbye, Eternity, Farewell, final farewell, Goodbye, goodbye audio, goodbye clip, goodbye for good, goodbye forever, goodbye message, goodbye recording, goodbye voice message, long trail, Parting, Party, sad goodbye, separation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	183	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! On this server, you can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. And get this, every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and zombies doing the robot. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!