New Minecraft Servers 2025

Talking Hank Minecraft Servers

Talking Hank Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBeirut Brawl

    BlockyBeirut Brawl
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 3877
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah is evacuating military equipment just to prepare for the epicness? That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even real-life military organizations are getting in on the action!

    Join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build your own crazy creations, team up with friends to take on epic challenges, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Hezbollah trying to sneak in and steal some diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even become besties with a secret agent or two! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPanic: GLP-1 Mayhem

    PixelPanic: GLP-1 Mayhem
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 8096
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me.

    so get this, on this server, there are dragons flying around and breathing fire everywhere. but don’t worry, u can tame them and ride them into battle against other players. it’s insane!

    also, there are secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be careful, cuz there are also traps and monsters lurking in the shadows. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft form.

    oh, and did i mention that there are giant robots that u can pilot and use to crush your enemies? yep, that’s right. giant. freaking. robots.

    so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Server26: Where older players go to show off their Minecraft skills since 2015! LGBTQ+ friendly with no teleporting shenanigans.

    Server26: Where older players go to show off their Minecraft skills since 2015! LGBTQ+ friendly with no teleporting shenanigans.
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 8290
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 927 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2694 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Address play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Rules

    Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more details, see https://server26.net/rules

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close knit community, events from time to time, and plenty of ways to help out and connect with others.

    Gameplay

    Focus is on a vanilla experience, but with player item shops, land claiming, and a variety of public farms.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD. Running on Paper with various plugins and tweaks for gameplay enhancements.

    
    
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            <th>Question</th>
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            <td>Is the server 18+ only?</td>
            <td>Yes, the server is for players who are 18 years or older.</td>
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            <td>Are there any donation perks?</td>
            <td>No, there are no donation perks or advantages for donating.</td>
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            <td>Is the world ever reset?</td>
            <td>No, the world will never be reset.</td>
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            <td>Can I build my own base?</td>
            <td>Yes, players can build their own bases outside of the spawn city.</td>
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            <td>Are there any warps or teleportation features?</td>
            <td>No, there are no warps or teleportation features on the server.</td>
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            <td>Can I trade with other players?</td>
            <td>Yes, players can trade with each other using player item shops.</td>
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            <td>Are there any specific rules I need to follow?</td>
            <td>Players are expected to be reasonable and respectful towards others. For more details, check the server rules.</td>
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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pirates Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pirates Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1814
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Votes: 3428
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the One Piece of Minecraft servers – full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and a ton of treasure to discover!

    Join us and become the ultimate pirate of the blocky seas! Sail the oceans in search of buried treasure, battle fearsome mobs with your trusty sword, and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen. Who needs Devil Fruits when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility?

    But beware, not all who wander these lands are friendly. Keep an eye out for rival pirate crews, sneaky ninjas, and even the occasional dragon looking to hoard all the loot for themselves. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who steals all the booty? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and set sail for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of One Piece-inspired irony. Yarrr matey, let’s plunder some pixelated treasure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

    UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1459
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4567

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

    Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommyMinecraftMashup

    MommyMinecraftMashup
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1802
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up! So, this Minecraft server is like a family, but not the kind that shares everything without asking. We’re all about personal boundaries and respecting each other’s stuff, unlike some crazy exes out there.

    Join us if you’re tired of your ex’s family borrowing your diamonds without permission and then shrugging it off like it’s no big deal because “we’re family.” 🙄 We get it, fam, but there are just some things you don’t touch, like someone else’s enchanted sword or shiny armor.

    And get this, on our server, we don’t let random cousins wreck your builds and steal your loot just because they think you have a “rich daddy.” Nope, we believe in fairness and letting you enjoy your hard-earned treasures in peace. Plus, no forced babysitting duties here, unless you count watching over your pet wolves while you’re mining for diamonds. 🐺💎

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where personal boundaries are respected, and you won’t get accused of brainwashing anyone for wanting to protect your stuff, then join us! We’re all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations without the drama. 🌟✨ #NotTheAita #MinecraftFamGoals

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftingLoveGoneWrong

    CraftingLoveGoneWrong
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 8747
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you can both ignore each other together! Who needs communication when you can build epic structures and slay dragons side by side? Plus, we have a special couples-only area where you can build matching pixel art hearts and go on romantic virtual dates. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and save your relationship (or at least distract yourself from the fact that it’s falling apart)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RocketRush Minecraft Server

    RocketRush Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 7730
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 2316
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Emeralds Found: 2142
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? We got more explosions than Israelis bracing for a thousand-rocket, multi-proxy attack! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as creepers, zombies, and skeletons team up to take down the ultimate boss – the Ender Dragon!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself built a secret diamond castle hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying and villagers doing the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

    FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9174
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Potions Brewed: 189
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

    TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9471
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 210 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

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    join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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