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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7072 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 149 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.