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Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers and Builders Find Common Ground

4chan, Builders, common, Communication, complexity, comprehension, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Degree, Difficulty, education, Experience, Find, forum, Frustration, ground, internet, knowledge, learning, McCraftface, Medicine, Online Community, PHYSICS., site understanding, Technology, Thread

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Crops Grown:	5800

Are you tired of feeling like a confused noob on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending challenge!

Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Mineholo – Where Hololive idols mine diamonds and troll creepers in style!

Anime, CGDCT, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, DATING, diamonds, Entertainment, erp, Gaming, holochads, hololive, IDOLS, japanese, Mineholo, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplaying, rust server, Server, streaming, Style, troll, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Potions Brewed:	106	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

🤣 Are you tired of playing on boring old Rust servers where nobody even talks to each other? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the *insert outrageous server name* Minecraft server – where the hololive vtubers come to play and find love! 🥰

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨

So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕

RiceCraft: Where even fried rice is good for you!

Asian cuisine, balanced diet, comfort food, Cooking, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fried, Fried food, fried rice, Good, grains, Healthy Eating, homemade, meal prep, MINERALS, nutrition, protein, Rice, rice dishes, RiceCraft, takeout, VEGETABLES, VITAMINS

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a big ol’ bowl of delicious fried rice for your gaming soul!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.

So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers Watch the Fallout Series

action, Adventure, Alternate Reality, America, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS, dark humor, Dystopia, Exploration, Fallout, fallout series, Gaming, immersive experience, nuclear war, post-apocalyptic, post-nuclear, retro-futuristic, role playing, RPG, series, society collapse, Survival, video games, Wasteland, watch

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1479	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old America? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience a wacky version of the good ol’ US of A! We’ve got skyscrapers made of diamond blocks, creeper presidents running for office, and a secret underground base where aliens and zombies have formed a rock band together.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

accomplishment, Allowance, allowances, candy, candy store, Chores, Forgotten, Fun, Happiness, hard work, incentive, indulgence, kind of day, money earned, motivation, Palace, Payday, pixelated, procrastination, Productive, Raided, Responsible, REWARD, self-discipline, self-reward, Spent, stores, tasks completed, treat yourself

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
New Chunks Explored:	952762	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

Abuse, AbuseCraft, arousal, arousal triggers, Boundaries, consent, CREEPERS, degradation, fetish, kink, mental health, Pleasure, Psychology, self-exploration, sexual behavior, sexual fantasy, sexual satisfaction, shame, stigma, taboo, Therapy, tingly, Trauma, wet

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

close, Computer, Debunked, digital eye strain, Distance, eye care, eye health, eye strain, EYES, health, monitor, Myth, myth busting, Myths, PixelatedEyeStrainCraft, Screen, screen time, Sitting, Technology, True, vision

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	387	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

against, blocks, Burning, Crafty, cringe, Debating, Degenerate, Democracy, DEMOCRATIC, dictators, final solution, Good, ground, ideologies, impose, insane ideologies, LGBTQ, nation, perverted freaks, realize, rule, shitlibs, solution, SOLVE, Wicked

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

Creature, creepy, Curious, decision, Dilemma, encounter, EYES, FANTASY, fear, folklore, gremlin, GremlinCraft, gremlins, legend, Mischievous, Monster, Mysterious, Mythical, Play, reaction, RUN, Show, spooky, Stare, STARING, Supernatural, uncertainty

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

anti-humanity, anti-Jewish, anti-minority, anti-semitism, Bigotry, Die, discrimination, Drool, Goyim, Goyims, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful ideologies, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, lives don’t matter, offensive language, Oinkcraft, Pig, Pigs, prejudice, racism, rule

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!