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AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	901	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	176
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	5173
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	3214	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	613526	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4636
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8291
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	7857
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	417	Star Shards Collected:	53
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!