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> takes 16 years to release a game… Minecraft SMP

16 years, Commitment, Dedication, delayed gratification, delayed launch, delayed release, development timeline, Game, game creation, game development, game production, game release, gaming industry, hard work, long development cycle, long-awaited game, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, project management, Release, smp, TAKES, time-consuming process, video games, Years

Are you tired of waiting 16 years for a game to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is so fast-paced, we release a new update every 16 minutes! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly evolving gameplay that will keep you on your toes (or blocky feet) at all times. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent chickens who have been secretly plotting world domination through the power of pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky world and help us fend off the feathered fiends!

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> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Who Takes This Minecraft SMP 1v1v1v1

1v1v1v1, Adrenaline Rush, battle royale, challenge, Competition, Defeat, determination, esports, Gaming, Gaming Community, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, showdown, skill, smp, strategy, TAKES, Victory, video games, virtual combat, Winner takes all

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Are you ready to prove your skills in a 1v1v1v1 battle royale like no other? Join us and show off your PvP prowess as you fight against other players in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Pig in combat and claim its riches as your own, but beware, for it is said to possess powers beyond imagination.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our SMP. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime – who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our world!

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No videos in 2 weeks Minecraft SMP

#youtube, blockquotepNo, Content Creation, Content Creator, creator, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming analysis, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming opinions, gaming reviews, Hiatus, Minecraft, missing, SMPpblockquote, TAKES, video creator, video hiatus, video production, video uploads, Videos, weeks, youtube channel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and secret treasure hunts that will lead you to the most valuable loot in the game.

But that’s not all – we also have a resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for a day, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and a talking llama who gives out the best advice on how to survive in this wild world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

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UnpopularCraft: Hot Takes Edition

Appearance, beauty culture, beauty standards, Confidence, controversial, Cosmetics, Deception, Edition, false advertising, feminism, freedom of expression, gender equality, hot, hot take, illegal, makeup, makeup industry, personal choice, self esteem, societal expectations, societal norms, TAKES, UnpopularCraft, Women

Are you tired of being deceived by people wearing makeup? Join our Minecraft server where makeup is banned because we believe in keeping it real! No more false advertising or trickery, just pure unfiltered faces and fun gameplay. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of makeup artists who are seeking revenge for being banned. Join if you dare!

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Holy Creepers – Where Jesus takes the wheel and the zombies take a hike!

Angel Hare, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Christian, CREEPERS, desuarchive, DOOM, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Gabby AI Voice, games, hike, HOLY, Jesus, Magma, Media, Movie selection, OC Lore, playlist, Previous thread, Story Archive, TAKES, Time, Ultrakill, watch party, wheel, zombies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty Bun Sleep! Join us for some holy fun and games, like battling demons in Ultrakill or exploring the depths of Faith: The Unholy Trinity. We even have a special playlist curated by Angel Hare herself!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous lore, insane stories, and even an AI voice that will blow your mind. Plus, don’t miss our movie watch parties where we vote on the most blasphemous films to watch together.

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest to uncover the secrets of the /holy/ OC Lore or battling evil in the depths of Blasphemous. See you there, Bun Sleepers!

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Daddy’s Daycare: Where parenting takes a hilarious turn!

bittersweet, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daycare, Dedication, emotional, ENERGY, family, Fatherhood, growing up, HEARTBREAK, hilarious, INDEPENDENCE, letting go, life transitions, love, MONEY, parenting, sacrifice, TAKES, tiktok, Time, Turn, Video, viral

Are you tired of spending all your time, money, and energy on your kids in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to let them spread their virtual wings and fly solo on our server! Join now and watch as your little blocky offspring embark on epic adventures without you. Who knows, they might even become the next Minecraft Steve! So say goodbye to parenting in-game and hello to freedom for both you and your virtual children. Join now and witness the ultimate virtual emancipation!

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Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

avoidance, blocktopia, coping mechanism, coping strategies, denial, distraction, emotional well being, escapism, facing reality, fantasy world, healthy, holiday, mental escape, mental health, mental health awareness, Reality, reality avoidance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, TAKES, unhealthy habits

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

#gamer, battle, blocky, competitive, competitive play, Competitive Scene, esports, follows, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet culture, meme, Meta, meta analysis, meta gaming, mfw, online gaming, reaction, Royale.., steve, strategy, TAKES, trends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the "competitive" meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

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UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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CraftyCoastFrenchExit

Africa, African independence, African politics, African sovereignty, colonial legacy, CraftyCoastFrenchExit, diplomatic relations, foreign troops, French colonialism, French military presence, French troops, international relations, ivory coast, Ivory Coast news, military cooperation, military intervention, military occupation, military withdrawal, peacekeeping mission, post-colonial era, West African nation

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got French troops leaving the Ivory Coast, like, what even is that? But, like, don’t worry, they’re not coming to our server, they’re just leaving the real world and coming to ours to play some Minecraft.

Join us and you’ll be like, part of this crazy adventure where we have French troops building pixelated castles and battling creepers. It’s like, so wild, man. And, like, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus of a pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit. How rad is that?

So, like, come join us on this server where the Ivory Coast is just a place for French troops to leave and Minecraft is the real deal. Let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast. See you there, dude!

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Cobbleton Forever

+18, Backpacks, Client-Side Modpack, Cobbleton, Creative World, custom furniture, Discord, Fortnite style pinging, Graylist, Map, Modpack, Portal Scrolls, proximity voice chat, Quality over quantity, Resource World, rules, Shopkeepers, simple voice chat, single biome, smp, weekly rotating, Wiki
Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Classic-style server

Focus Community and quality of life

Graylist Yes

IP Address play.cobbleton.com

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect to play.cobbleton.com. You can explore the server as a guest, but to gain full access, you need to join the Discord server and fill out a Player Application in the #✅apply channel.

What are some additional features on the server?
Where can I find more information?

You can visit the official website at cobbleton.com for rules, map, wiki, modpack, and Discord server link.
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WhisperingRealms 1.20.3

1.20.3, discussion streams, Emiru, Esfandtv, eufrogs, ExtraEmily, happy new year, Mizkif247, OTK, sodapoppin, Twitch gossip, WhisperingRealms

Yo, bros and broettes! If you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shenanigans! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the Macarena, and creepers that drop confetti instead of exploding! It’s a total mind trip, man. Plus, our mods are like unicorns on roller skates – rare and totally unpredictable. So come on down and join the chaos! It’s gonna be a blast!

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CraftyKidnapEscape

abduction, ALERT, Communication, Covert, CraftyKidnapEscape, danger, Deception, duress, Escape, escape plan, fear, hidden message, Hostage, Kidnapper, Manipulation, rescue, Safety, secret code, stealth, Survival, Trickery

Are you tired of being held hostage and forced to write fake letters to your loved ones? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and use our secret code language to let your friends and family know you’re in distress without your kidnapper catching on! Build elaborate structures that spell out “HELP ME” from above, or create a hidden underground bunker filled with SOS signals. The possibilities are endless on our server, where survival is not just a game – it’s a way of life. Join now and start sending out those cries for help in the most creative ways possible!

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DesertFlightHubMC

AIR TRAFFIC, base, DesertFlightHubMC, Expansion, flights, Geopolitics, Hub, international relations, Libyan desert, Mediterranean hub, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Moscow, new, North Africa, Russian, SECURITY, spike, Strategic, Syria, Transportation

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russian spies are tryna get in on the action? well, u in luck cuz our server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds in the middle of the desert, just like that russian base in libya. but instead of spies, we got creepers and zombies tryna mess with our vibe. join now and be part of the madness! who needs a mediterranean hub when u got our server, amirite? let’s get this party started, babyyyy!

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Server Type	Classic-style server
Focus	Community and quality of life
Graylist	Yes
IP Address	play.cobbleton.com

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Draconicraft, English, Farms, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, survival experience, Updates, world border

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Version	1.21
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Requirements	18+, Whitelist

Server Description

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a focus on long-term building projects and community engagement. The server world expands with each Minecraft update, allowing players to work on large builds and farms while also enjoying the new features of the updates.

Additional Features

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

For more information and to join, visit our Discord Server and fill out our application form.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	No, the server is restricted to players aged 18 and above who are on the whitelist.
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla, offering an authentic survival experience with some additional plugins and datapacks for Quality of Life improvements.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, we have rules that promote a chill and respectful environment for all players. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.
Can I chat in other languages?	While English is encouraged for public chat, you can use any language in voice chat as long as it remains respectful and inclusive for all players.

Indian Immigrant Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, American society, cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, discrimination, diversity visa program, economic impact, Globalization, H1B visas, Immigrant, immigration debate, Indian, Indian diaspora, Indian Immigrants, Isles, job competition, political discourse, racial tensions, silicon valley, skilled workers, Social Issues, Stereotypes, tech industry, Xenophobia

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, you know how Americans are all like talking about Indian immigrants? Well, on this server, we got Indian immigrants who can build the sickest pixel art you’ve ever seen. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude. Plus, they bring the best curry to our virtual potlucks, like, you won’t believe how tasty it is. So, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft awesomeness, come join us and get your mind blown, bro!

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CraftyCreeperPub

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependency, Alcoholic, alcoholic behavior, alcoholism, avoiding help, CraftyCreeperPub, denial, denial behavior, dependency, enabling behavior, hiding drinking problem, intervention, pretending not to drink, Recovery, seeking help, self-destructive behavior, substance abuse, support system, unhealthy coping mechanisms

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t understand your need for a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you alcoholics in denial! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and questionable decisions. Build your own brewery and get wasted on your own supply, because why not? Our staff is made up of certified bartenders who will serve you virtual drinks all night long. So come on down and let’s get this party started! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

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GasCraftEU

End.., ENERGY, energy consumption, energy independence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, Energy Transition, era, Europe, Europe economy, european union, Fossil Fuels, GasCraftEU, gazprom, Geopolitics, Natural Gas, renewable energy, russia, Russian gas

haha u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where u can mine for russian gas?? well now u can on this epic server!! we got gas mines, gas mobs, gas tools, everything u need for a gassy good time!! join now before putin shuts us down for stealing his gas!! gas gas gas!! 🤣🤣🤣

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WorksAsIntended

150.136.8.41, Anarchy, april fools, Beta 1.5, betacraft, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, Java arguments, No Rules, official server, proxy, Server version, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, weekly updates, WorksAsIntended

Minecraft Server Overview

IP 150.136.8.41

Version Beta 1.5

World Start Infdev 20100327

Proxy Betacraft proxy used

Additional Info Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: No rules, feel free to break things and report any issues.

Q: How often are updates released?

A: Updates are released every week, decided by community vote.

Q: What server versions are available?

A: The server is going through every official server version, including snapshots and april fools versions.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

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IP	150.136.8.41
Version	Beta 1.5
World Start	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Additional Info	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

How do I join the server?

What are some additional features on the server?

Where can I find more information?

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Description

Additional Features

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

Q: How often are updates released?

Q: What server versions are available?

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?