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> takes 16 years to release a game… Minecraft SMP
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> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP
economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth buildingAre you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!
So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!
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Who Takes This Minecraft SMP 1v1v1v1
1v1v1v1, Adrenaline Rush, battle royale, challenge, Competition, Defeat, determination, esports, Gaming, Gaming Community, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, showdown, skill, smp, strategy, TAKES, Victory, video games, virtual combat, Winner takes allWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Are you ready to prove your skills in a 1v1v1v1 battle royale like no other? Join us and show off your PvP prowess as you fight against other players in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Pig in combat and claim its riches as your own, but beware, for it is said to possess powers beyond imagination.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our SMP. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime – who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our world!
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No videos in 2 weeks Minecraft SMP
#youtube, blockquotepNo, Content Creation, Content Creator, creator, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming analysis, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming opinions, gaming reviews, Hiatus, Minecraft, missing, SMPpblockquote, TAKES, video creator, video hiatus, video production, video uploads, Videos, weeks, youtube channelAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and secret treasure hunts that will lead you to the most valuable loot in the game.
But that’s not all – we also have a resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for a day, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and a talking llama who gives out the best advice on how to survive in this wild world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!
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UnpopularCraft: Hot Takes Edition
Appearance, beauty culture, beauty standards, Confidence, controversial, Cosmetics, Deception, Edition, false advertising, feminism, freedom of expression, gender equality, hot, hot take, illegal, makeup, makeup industry, personal choice, self esteem, societal expectations, societal norms, TAKES, UnpopularCraft, WomenAre you tired of being deceived by people wearing makeup? Join our Minecraft server where makeup is banned because we believe in keeping it real! No more false advertising or trickery, just pure unfiltered faces and fun gameplay. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of makeup artists who are seeking revenge for being banned. Join if you dare!