TAKES – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

> takes 16 years to release a game… Minecraft SMP
16 years, Commitment, Dedication, delayed gratification, delayed launch, delayed release, development timeline, Game, game creation, game development, game production, game release, gaming industry, hard work, long development cycle, long-awaited game, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, project management, Release, smp, TAKES, time-consuming process, video games, Years
Are you tired of waiting 16 years for a game to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is so fast-paced, we release a new update every 16 minutes! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly evolving gameplay that will keep you on your toes (or blocky feet) at all times. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent chickens who have been secretly plotting world domination through the power of pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky world and help us fend off the feathered fiends!

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> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP
economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building
Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!
Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!
So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Who Takes This Minecraft SMP 1v1v1v1
1v1v1v1, Adrenaline Rush, battle royale, challenge, Competition, Defeat, determination, esports, Gaming, Gaming Community, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, showdown, skill, smp, strategy, TAKES, Victory, video games, virtual combat, Winner takes all
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Are you ready to prove your skills in a 1v1v1v1 battle royale like no other? Join us and show off your PvP prowess as you fight against other players in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Pig in combat and claim its riches as your own, but beware, for it is said to possess powers beyond imagination.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our SMP. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime – who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our world!

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No videos in 2 weeks Minecraft SMP
#youtube, blockquotepNo, Content Creation, Content Creator, creator, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming analysis, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming opinions, gaming reviews, Hiatus, Minecraft, missing, SMPpblockquote, TAKES, video creator, video hiatus, video production, video uploads, Videos, weeks, youtube channel
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and secret treasure hunts that will lead you to the most valuable loot in the game.
But that’s not all – we also have a resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for a day, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and a talking llama who gives out the best advice on how to survive in this wild world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

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UnpopularCraft: Hot Takes Edition
Appearance, beauty culture, beauty standards, Confidence, controversial, Cosmetics, Deception, Edition, false advertising, feminism, freedom of expression, gender equality, hot, hot take, illegal, makeup, makeup industry, personal choice, self esteem, societal expectations, societal norms, TAKES, UnpopularCraft, Women
Are you tired of being deceived by people wearing makeup? Join our Minecraft server where makeup is banned because we believe in keeping it real! No more false advertising or trickery, just pure unfiltered faces and fun gameplay. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of makeup artists who are seeking revenge for being banned. Join if you dare!

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Holy Creepers – Where Jesus takes the wheel and the zombies take a hike!
Angel Hare, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Christian, CREEPERS, desuarchive, DOOM, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Gabby AI Voice, games, hike, HOLY, Jesus, Magma, Media, Movie selection, OC Lore, playlist, Previous thread, Story Archive, TAKES, Time, Ultrakill, watch party, wheel, zombies
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty Bun Sleep! Join us for some holy fun and games, like battling demons in Ultrakill or exploring the depths of Faith: The Unholy Trinity. We even have a special playlist curated by Angel Hare herself!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous lore, insane stories, and even an AI voice that will blow your mind. Plus, don’t miss our movie watch parties where we vote on the most blasphemous films to watch together.
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest to uncover the secrets of the /holy/ OC Lore or battling evil in the depths of Blasphemous. See you there, Bun Sleepers!

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Daddy’s Daycare: Where parenting takes a hilarious turn!
bittersweet, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daycare, Dedication, emotional, ENERGY, family, Fatherhood, growing up, HEARTBREAK, hilarious, INDEPENDENCE, letting go, life transitions, love, MONEY, parenting, sacrifice, TAKES, tiktok, Time, Turn, Video, viral
Are you tired of spending all your time, money, and energy on your kids in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to let them spread their virtual wings and fly solo on our server! Join now and watch as your little blocky offspring embark on epic adventures without you. Who knows, they might even become the next Minecraft Steve! So say goodbye to parenting in-game and hello to freedom for both you and your virtual children. Join now and witness the ultimate virtual emancipation!

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Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday
avoidance, blocktopia, coping mechanism, coping strategies, denial, distraction, emotional well being, escapism, facing reality, fantasy world, healthy, holiday, mental escape, mental health, mental health awareness, Reality, reality avoidance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, TAKES, unhealthy habits
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously
#gamer, battle, blocky, competitive, competitive play, Competitive Scene, esports, follows, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet culture, meme, Meta, meta analysis, meta gaming, mfw, online gaming, reaction, Royale.., steve, strategy, TAKES, trends
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the "competitive" meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!
Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

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UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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LebanonCeasefireLOL
Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, disagreement, Foreign Minister, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, LebanonCeasefireLOL, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, rejection, resolution, Tensions, Truce, violence, War
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli foreign minister is rejecting lebanon ceasefire proposals left and right! why join? well, because our server is so lit that even world leaders are getting in on the action!
imagine building your own virtual world while dodging political drama and international conflicts, it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode but with extra spice! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the most powerful people in the world can’t resist joining in on the fun?
so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server where anything can happen, even if it involves real-life political drama! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

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CrazyCraft: Social Dementia Defense
brain health, cognitive decline, crazycraft, Defense, dementia, dementia prevention, emotional health, emotional instability, emotional resilience., high neuroticism, mental health, Mental well-being, negative health outcomes, neuroticism, new study, personality trait, psychological trait, risk reduction, Social, social contact, Social Interaction, Stress Management, stress response
So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, if u have that neuroticism thingy, u can totally reduce ur risk of getting dementia by like, talking to people and stuff. like, how crazy is that? u can like, build ur own lil world and chat with peeps and be all social and stuff. who knew Minecraft could save ur brain, amirite? so like, join now and save urself from the dreaded dementia monster. u won’t regret it, dude.

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LifeBound: Where you can steal lives and raid with skills, all for free! Come join us now!

Community, Discord, free, Fun, Gaming, Join, LifeBound, lives, Minecraft, multiplayer, Raid, Server, Skills, smp, steal, Ultimate, Website

Lifebound Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Lifesteal	Steal hearts from enemies in combat
Raiding	Build, defend, and raid bases for power
Custom Craftables	Craft special items, including extra hearts
Epic Rewards	Complete quests for awesome rewards
Form Teams	Create alliances and conquer with your crew
Skills System	Unlock abilities to gain an edge in combat
Custom Spawners	Unique spawners for variety
Coin Shop	Earn currency and buy useful items
Sell Wands	Quickly sell items in chests
Resource World	Fresh resource world for gathering
NO Pay-to-Win	Fair gameplay for all

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Lifebound server?

A: You can join by entering the IP play.LIFEBOUND.xyz into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Lifebound?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord community here.

Q: Are staff applications currently open?

A: Yes, staff applications are now open. You can apply here.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Lifebound?

A: No, the server is set up for fair gameplay with no pay-to-win features.

Drug-Free Libertarian Minecraft Server
civil liberties, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug decriminalization, drug enforcement, drug legalization, drug legalization debate, drug policy, drug policy debate, drug prohibition, drug reform, drug regulation, drug use, drug war, DrugFree, government intervention., individual freedom, libertarian, libertarian philosophy, Libertarianism, Libertarians, Minecraft, personal choice, Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only high you can get is from building a really tall tower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!
Join us and experience a world where drug use is not only accepted, but encouraged! Want to mine for diamonds while tripping on mushrooms? Go for it! Feel like battling creepers after smoking some virtual weed? It’s all good here!
Our server is a haven for all you rebellious gamers who want to stick it to the man and live life on the edge. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending experiences. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

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Abyss Made SMP Minecraft
abyss, Adventure, Anime, Character development, cliffhangers, dark fantasy, Exploration, FANTASY, Journey, made in abyss, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Mysteries, plot twists, satisfying ending, smp, storytelling, Survival, Tsukushi, unanswered questions, Worldbuilding
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity! Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as someone builds a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
But that’s not all, folks! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until you cry, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe Tsukushi himself will log on and provide the most satisfying ending to this wild ride of a server.

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BeachPupperNoGo
Ball, Beach, beach etiquette, beach rules, beach towels, BeachPupperNoGo, confusion, dog, Empathy, empty beach, Evil eye, Kids, lead, pet owner, scared of dogs, seafront, seaside resort, shingle, tourist season, wooden groynes
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your virtual dog to play on the beach year-round? Look no further! Our server offers a beach area where you can toss virtual balls for your Minecraft pup to fetch, all without worrying about any entitled virtual beach-goers getting mad at you.
Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled virtual moms who think they own the beach. Show them who’s boss by letting your virtual dog roam free and enjoy the sand and waves. And if anyone dares to give you the evil eye, just toss a virtual ball their way and watch them scatter.
So come on over to our server and bring your virtual dog for a day of fun in the sun. Who knows, you might even encounter some virtual entitled beach-goers who need to be put in their place. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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FutureSelfInMinecraftSMP
advice, Alternate Realities, Conversation, Curiosity, Decision making, destiny, existential questions, fate, future self, FutureSelfInMinecraftSMP, introspection, knowledge, life choices, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Time paradox, time travel, uncertainty, wisdom
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can meet your future self and ask them all the burning questions you have about life, love, and the best mining techniques! Our server is so advanced, we have time-traveling capabilities that allow you to come face-to-face with the wise and wrinkly version of yourself. Who knows, maybe future you will have the winning lottery numbers or the secret to crafting the ultimate diamond sword. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to chat with your future self and uncover the mysteries of the universe (or at least the secrets of the best enchantments). Join now and get ready for a mind-bending adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

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Taste of the Unknown
bizarre foods, culinary adventures, distinctive dishes, exotic tastes, extraordinary delicacies, extraordinary foods, foreign cuisine, gastronomic experiences, offbeat flavors, one-of-a-kind tastes, out of the ordinary, peculiar flavors, peculiar ingredients, rare delicacies, rare treats, strange dishes, Taste, uncommon foods, unconventional tastes, unique flavors, unknown, unusual ingredients
Have you ever tasted the sweet nectar of victory after slaying a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience that and so much more! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to taste the forbidden fruit of Minecraft mastery. Trust us, once you’ve tasted the thrill of building a castle out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, join us and taste the rainbow of possibilities on our server!

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VeggieCraft: Type 2 Trials
blood sugar management, chronic disease management, diabetes treatment, dietary intervention, glycaemic control, Health improvement, health outcomes, holistic approach., Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle intervention, lifestyle modification, long-term health benefits, Medical research, medication reduction, plant based diet, Plant-Based, randomised controlled trial, sustainable lifestyle changes, Trials, TYPE, type 2 diabetes, VeggieCraft, whole food
so, like, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a whole-food, plant-based intensive lifestyle intervention but for ur minecraft cravings. we gonna improve ur gaming skills and reduce ur boredom levels like no other server out there.
we got randomised controlled trials happenin everyday, where u can test ur skills against other players and see who comes out on top. plus, we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant carrot castle and another player tamed a herd of pixelated llamas.
come join us and see for urself why dis server is da bomb dot com. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher
Version > 1.9-1.21
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No byte for donation
2. No lags
3. Friendly admins
4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountain (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Things for X lvl
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru
❤️ Website: MineRich.ru
⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR
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