If you wanna experience some next level drama and excitement, then this is the place to be! Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into with our crazy community. Plus, we got the best pixel art of historical monuments you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind (and maybe get you in trouble with the law, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?).
So come on down and join the madness, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get building, trolling, and exploring together, because why be normal when you can be absolutely bonkers!
Welcome to Legions
This is a cross-platform (Java AND Bedrock) Minecraft Server that isn’t like normal SMPs. In this server we create a society. Become a Faction Leader and create your own faction, or join an existing one. Be a democracy or a dictatorship, create enemies and allies, be hostile or peaceful. It is up to you and the faction you choose to join or choose to create. You can also fend for yourself as a lone survivor. The choice is yours.
Why Join Us? – We are mostly vanilla with a few Quality of Life plugins such as UnexpectedSpawn, Disenchantment, and EssentialsX. – We have an active staff team to support you and support the server if something isn’t right. – We have an active community with at least 3 people on at a time daily during active hours – GIVEAWAYS!!! Win anything from XP to Netherite! – We are NEW!!! This means we are actively accepting new factions and there are several places to set up your base and it’s easier to get resources while the server is still fresh!
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Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy as we push the boundaries of what is socially acceptable in the Minecraft community. Build swastika-shaped houses, create offensive monuments, and engage in heated debates with other players about why your hate speech is totally justified.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pass to our exclusive “Troll of the Month” competition, where the player who causes the most outrage and controversy will win a special prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hate flow freely!
Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.
So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.
plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.
so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.