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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4946 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as a broken AC unit? Look no further! Our server is like that technician who keeps coming back to fix your AC, except we actually deliver on our promises…eventually.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time the technician showed up with questionable tattoos. But don’t worry, our server is a tattoo-free zone (unless you count the pixel art tattoos on our characters).
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of waiting for repairs that never quite work out, all while questioning your technician’s life choices? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of drama.
Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the AC repair community). Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.
