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TwitterQuitterMC SMP

algorithm, alternative platforms, art, digital art, digital content, discord bot, elon musk, memes, new posts, News, nitter, Online Community, online presence, pixiv, quit Twitter, semi quit, smp, social media, social-networking, twitter, TwitterQuitterMC, western artist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of Elon’s shenanigans on Twitter? Looking for a new place to escape the chaos and enjoy some quality art without the algorithm messing everything up? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and enjoy some epic art without any interference from Twitter or its crazy algorithms.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the Twitter madness once and for all! Who needs Elon when you have a world of creativity and fun waiting for you right here?

FamTripFiasco Minecraft Server

apologies, Argument, aunt, BOOTH, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Drama, drinks, emotions, Environment, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, FamTripFiasco, high tension, Hotel, Mall, Minecraft, misunderstandings, regret, relationships, screaming match, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family feud in a mall? Look no further! Join our server for some epic battles and intense drama that will make your family squabbles seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who know how to throw shade better than a shady aunt at a family gathering. Get ready for some intense PvP action and heated arguments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Join now and experience the thrill of getting kicked out of a booth in a virtual world, where the only thing louder than the screams is the sound of your own laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server around. Trust us, it’s worth leaving your hotel room for!

WeddingCraft CashGrab

accusations, cashgrab, criticism, emotional destruction, Expenses, financial contribution, Food, friend’s wedding, hurt, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, recognition, reimbursement, Splitwise, Support, terrible friend, unappreciated, Value, washing dishes, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and undervalued in your friendships? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being criticized for not bringing a present or not washing dishes – because in this virtual world, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and your creativity!

Imagine a place where you can build extravagant mansions, host epic weddings, and throw the most epic barbecues without ever having to worry about running out of food or being asked to go grocery shopping.

Join us and experience a world where your contributions are valued, your friendships are cherished, and your virtual plants are always well taken care of. Plus, we promise not to accuse you of trying to steal our virtual money – because on this server, we’re all about spreading love and laughter, not drama and misunderstandings.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and virtual adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the virtual witness at the most epic Spanish-Italian wedding ever!

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

aging, death, eternal consciousness, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal pain, eternal perspective, eternal purpose, eternal sorrow, eternal wisdom, eternal youth, EternalNoob, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Live Forever, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, philosophy, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

behind the scenes, BlockBustersCraft, critical roles, crucial positions, essential roles, essential workers, impactful careers, important careers, important work, key roles, overlooked professions, significant contributions, societal impact, underappreciated jobs, underrated job, unrecognized jobs, unrecognized professions, unsung heroes, valuable services, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

Army, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Edition, Eight Indians, Fighting, foreign fighters, global conflict, Indian, Indian soldiers, international news, Killed, Loss, loss of life, Military, news headlines, Russian army, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, violence, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Farms Harvested:	899

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

bonanza, CaloricCraft, calorie intake, CHIPS, ChipsDip, control group, dietary habits, Dip, eating rate, food consumption, food pairing, food psychology, High Calorie Foods, increased appetite, indulgent snacks, mindless eating, nutrition research, portion control, salty snack, snacking behavior, unhealthy cravings, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure, cannibals, Farmer, Fists of Justice, Giga muscle-girl, KengCraft, kenshi, Kenshi Fuck Mod, Kenshi General, LL modding, Minecraft, Mods, Moonrune, open-ended, Optimization, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Slave, squad-based, thief, trader.., Ultimate, WARLORD

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6239	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!