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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Authenticity, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, growth, innovation, Integrity, Investment, leadership, long-term vision, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, PALS, Passion, pixelated, rare, Server, success, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd content, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, maid duties, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, smp, sustained lewd discussion, tributes, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber Porn, western vtubers, wvp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4280	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	78
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Towns Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again!

Block Chopping Minecraft Server

BLOCK, chopping, chopping block, disease control, Epidemic, eradication, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, immunization campaign, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak, Polio, polio eradication, Prevention, public health, Server, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Villages Defended:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

Life in the Can Minecraft SMP

adapting to prison, coping mechanisms, criminal justice system, incarceration, inmates, Life, life behind bars, life in confinement, life in custody, life in jail, life in prison, Minecraft, prison conditions, prison culture, prison environment, Prison Experience, prison life, prison reform, prison routine, Rehabilitation, smp, survival skills

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, AK resources., AK x CFA Collab, AK x Sanrio Collab, Almond, arknights, Bibeak, BlockyCraft, Caster Tecno, Chongyue, Defender Penance, Defender Underflow, Exodus From The Pale Sea, Global, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Icefield Messenger, jessica the liberated, jp, KR, Lucilla, Medic Paprika, Minecraft, MODERN, Mostima, Nian, Path of Life, Qanipalaat, Quercus, Reed The Flameshadow, Server, Shining Steps, Sniper Melanite, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mizuki, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Windflit, Thorns The Lodestar, Vigna

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	206

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

Bad Luck, cursed, cursed franchise, cursed history, cursed sports franchise, cursed sports team, Doomed, Hexed, Jinxed, Minecraft, smp, sports, sports curse, sports hex, sports jinx, sports misfortune, sports superstition, sports team, sports woes, TEAM, team curse, Unfortunate, Unlucky, unlucky team

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Emeralds Found:	2121	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

The Respectful Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, arguments, Boundaries, brother, Catharsis, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coping, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, family, Frustration, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Release, Relief, respectful, Server, stress, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who just won’t stop talking smack? Join our Minecraft server and release all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment! No need to hold back, just let it all out like a verbal volcano erupting! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner caveman mode and tell everyone to shut the f*** up without any consequences. So come join us and sleep like a baby knowing you’ve let it all out!

Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockquotepBitcoin, Crypto, CRYPTOBROS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, faith lost, financial system, GOLD, institutionally controlled, Investment, Minecraft, Moon, normies, paper money, people currency, PUMPS, SMPpblockquote, Technology, tiktok

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	656
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8364
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Comic, Dandadan, DanDaDan Edition, Dans, Epic, FANTASY, japanese, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga art, manga artist, Manga collector, manga illustrator, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, Minecraft, popular manga, series, Server, SHONEN

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the Dandadan edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. Join us and witness his epic chicken army in action!

3. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just find the magical pig saddle hidden in the enchanted forest and soar through the skies like a bacon-loving superhero.

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Dandadan edition Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Mindbroke Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mastermind, mental anguish, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mental manipulation, millions, mind control, mindbroke, Minecraft, narcissism, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, psychological warfare, smp, toxic behavior, Trauma

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who mindbroke millions! That’s right, he literally broke their minds with his epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even have your mind broken too! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe a few trips to the Minecraft asylum. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can handle the chaos!