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Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	4708
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Zombie Dances:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3353	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	229
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft