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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8079 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4503 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
