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Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Anime, controversy, Disappointment, fanbase, Japan, jojo, Jojo hype, Jojo Part 7, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, part, part 6, smp, streaming, western audience

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	272
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	2071
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	831930
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

My Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	9452	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!