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Server OutageCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	2397
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchantments Applied:	97	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	7341	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Farms Harvested:	460	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5677	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Votes:	7437	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	167
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!

BlockyImmortality: YOLOCraft

aging, BlockyImmortality, Decision making, eternal life, eternal youth, ethical considerations, existentialism, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality debate, immortality ethics, immortality impact, immortality implications, immortality pros and cons, Legacy, life choices, living forever, mortality, philosophical questions, supernatural beings, yolocraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of respawning every time you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you have the chance to become immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot when you bite the dust. Join us and become a god among players, never to taste the bitter sting of death again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with immortality, riches, and absurdly overpowered chickens. Who knows what other insane adventures await you in this wacky world?