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Pull ’em up and buckle up, fellas Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were crowned the king of the land. How, you may ask? By pulling up their virtual pants and buckling up for the ride of their life! It’s a wild world out there, and only the bravest and most stylish players can survive.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be crowned the king of Minecraft! Just remember to pull ’em up and buckle up, because things are about to get crazy.

Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory!

Blocky Fun Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner chaos and let loose your wildest fantasies!

We have a special event where players can dress up as their favorite historical figures and reenact epic battles. Want to be Julius Caesar fighting against a horde of zombies? Or maybe Cleopatra taking on a dragon? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. Can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by our mischievous admins?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

The Hotel General Minecraft SMP #2390

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to the Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is straight out of Hell! Literally.

Join us in the land of demons and princesses as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom. We even have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. And if that’s not enough, we also have a small assassin business run by a classic demon Imp and his ragtag team. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creator’s YouTube channel is full of craziness. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our fanfic recordings and fics – they’re hotter than Hell itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the madness of Helluva Hotel General #O Peacock King edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for some demonically good times!

Spice Orc’s Fauna Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Crops Grown:	3683	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even the chair spice orc is getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to witness crazy antics like Fauna getting straight up owned by a chair spice orc. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server! Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchantments Applied:	121
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	4143
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it, he’s tired of being a solo boss and is looking for some new friends to raid villages with.

2. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Our players have mastered the art of combat to the point where they can take down a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own secret language. If you join, you’ll have to learn how to communicate using only Minecraft emojis and animal noises. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

4. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve mined. It’s like a Minecraft version of Fort Knox, except instead of gold bars, we have stacks on stacks of enchanted armor and weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our effortlessly cool Minecraft SMP and become part of the most outrageous adventure of your life!

Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy games with their serious storylines and emo protagonists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Snowy Motor SP Ort – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up with some crazy races and wacky adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a month of non-stop fun and chaos as we race through crazy obstacle courses, battle epic bosses, and uncover hidden treasures. But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server.

From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And with a spreadsheet to keep track of all the shenanigans, you’ll never miss out on the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

RITEGRIEF Minecraft server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Reasons to play with us:1. We have good players and administration

2. Anarchy with survival

3. Cheap donation

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Single Payer Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	203
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4033
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Steve as our single payer system! That’s right, Steve himself will be in charge of all your healthcare needs in the game. Need a bandage for that creeper explosion? Steve’s got you covered. Want a potion of healing after a tough battle with the Ender Dragon? Steve’s got your back.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will randomly appear and challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on golden apples, enchanted pork chops, and even a slice of cake that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Steve and Herobrine are waiting for you to join in on the fun.