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KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8710

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

BETRAYAL, Blockhead, casual relationship, CreeperClique, damaging words, deep hurt, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional turmoil, emotional wounds, friend with benefits, Heartache, hurtful actions, hurtful experiences, hurtful remarks, hurtful words, insensitive comments, negative impact, painful conversations, painful memories, toxic relationships, Youre

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	203
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Farms Harvested:	780
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

BaghdadBoomCraft

Armed Forces, Attack, Baghdad, BaghdadBoomCraft, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military base, military presence, military sources, RETALIATION, rocket attack, SECURITY, Target, Tension, us forces, violence, war zone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Potions Brewed:	194	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

AntiDem, antidemocratic.., antisemitic, collective guilt, cultural memory, discrimination, european history, History, Holocaust, nationalism, passivity, Peril, PIXEL, political extremism, PostWar, prejudice, privacy, Propaganda, racism, racist, Social Issues, West Germany, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Towns Built:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Consciousness, debate, dualism, Essence, Ethics, Existence, existentialism, Humanity, Meaning, Metaphysical, mind-body, Minecraft, morality, opinion, philosophy, purpose, Server, Soul, soulless, spirituality, spirituality vs materialism

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

all-time hits leader, banned from baseball, baseball controversy, baseball great, baseball history, baseball legend, Charlie Hustle, Cincinnati native, Cincinnati Reds, Cincinnati sports, Cincinnati sports legend, Dead, dead at 83, gambling scandal, Hall of Fame, Minecraft, MLB, mlb records, pété, Pete Rose, Pete Rose Jr., rose, smp, sports icon

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

SickCravings Minecraft SMP

broth, chicken noodle soup, comfort food, crackers, ginger ale, grilled cheese, herbal tea, Honey, hot tea, ice cream, Jello, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, Minecraft, oatmeal, popsicles, saltines, sick day cravings, SickCravings, smp, Soup, toast, vitamin C

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8569
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	9338	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4383	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

CraftyTunesMC

catchy, cheerful, CraftyTunesMC, danceable, Energetic, favorite feel-good song, favorite song, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happy, inspiring, instant mood lifter, instant pick-me-up, Joyful, mood booster, motivational, music therapy, Positive, positive energy, upbeat, Uplifting

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas that will serenade you with the catchiest tunes to put you in the best mood ever. Imagine logging in and being greeted by a llama choir singing your favorite song, it’s like a concert every time you play!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break from mining and crafting. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to some sick beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dancing animals, and endless laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

LebCraftWarz

aggression, airstrikes, Arabic media, armored vehicles, ATTACKING, civilian casualties, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Destruction, hezbollah, IDF tanks, international news, LebCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, resistance, southern Lebanon, Villages, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride IDF tanks and attack villages in southern lebanon? well this is the place for u! arabic media is going crazy over our server cuz it’s so lit! join now for the most insane and chaotic gameplay u’ve ever experienced! who needs peaceful building when u can be a tank-riding warrior? come join the madness now!