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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4704 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9683 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 424 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?
so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.