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Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Emeralds Found:	6103
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Emeralds Found:	6719	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dimension Hops:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	84	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

ColorMeMine, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!

TeacherTearsMC

attitude, AUTHORITY, BIAS, Classroom, Communication, discipline, education, Expectations, favoritism, grading, homework, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, learning, School, strictness |, Students, teachers, TeacherTearsMC, teaching methods, unfairness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Tired of boring teachers telling you what to do all the time? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world! No more pesky teachers bossing you around, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity. Build giant monuments to your favorite snacks, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant pixelated chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). Say goodbye to boring school rules and hello to the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

GazaRevoltCraft

anger, call for change, civil disobedience, Conflict, discontent, Frustration, gaza, GazaRevoltCraft, grassroots activism, Growing chaos, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Palestinian territories, Political unrest, protest, Rebellion, resistance movement, social upheaval, uprising, voices of revolt

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Emeralds Found:	3908
Votes:	2832	Farms Harvested:	941
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	155	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where chaos and discontent are like, totally growing in Gaza! But don’t worry, we got you covered with REVOLT! Join us and be part of the epic uprising against the oppressive forces trying to take over the land.

Build your own rebel base, create secret tunnels, and gather resources to fight back against the evil overlords. Oh, and did we mention there are flying pigs and talking cows? Yeah, it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the fun and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure! Join now and let’s show those baddies in Gaza who’s boss!

MineCraftPeenEnvy

body image, comparison, Confidence, false beliefs, male anatomy, male insecurity, Masculinity, Media influence, MineCraftPeenEnvy, Myths, penis size, porn, self esteem, self worth, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where everyone has a MASSIVE PENIS. no more lies from porn, we all got that big D energy here. imagine towering over everyone with your giant schlong, dominating the server with your sheer size. every woman will be begging for your pixelated peen, it’s a fact. come join us and show off your massive member, because size does matter in this world of blocks and creepers. let’s build together, one block at a time, with our giant manhood leading the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and show off your epic package.

ViralPersistenceMC

Chronic illness, coronavirus, Covid-19, immune activation, immune dysfunction, immune response, immune system, infection, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, post-acute sequelae, prolonged symptoms, RNA persistence, SARS-CoV-2, T-Cell activation, viral infection, viral persistence, viral RNA, viral shedding, ViralPersistenceMC

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	94
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	291

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got zombies that do the macarena and creepers that breakdance. also, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing pigs. but wait, there’s more! our players have reported seeing herobrine riding a llama while juggling TNT. trust me, this server is lit AF. come join the fun before the dancing zombies take over the world!

Who needs a real job when you can make bank in Mineconomy SMP PVE!

7/4/24, amazing cosmetics, Bank, Custom Enchants, custom textured tools, customized experience, Discord, est, Fishing, friendly community, furniture cosmetics, Job, leaderboard, Mineconomy, Other, Pets, play.mineconomy.net, PvE, real, Server, server version 1.20-1.20.4, smp, Unique Plugins, unreleased

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Emeralds Found:	1812
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Mineconomy Server Overview

Server Version	1.20-1.20.4
Server IP	play.mineconomy.net

Are you looking for a brand new unreleased server with both amazing cosmetics, and unique plugins to further create a customized experience? Then Mineconomy is the server for you! Releasing between 1-2PM EST 7/4/24 this server features customized fishing, pets, furniture cosmetics, custom enchants, custom textured tools, and lots more. Whether you’re coming to be on top of the leaderboard or simply to hang out with a great friendly community, we welcome you to Mineconomy!

Discord: https://discord.gg/KFaYNaFRMx

FAQs

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server is releasing between 1-2PM EST on 7/4/24.
What unique features does the server offer?	The server offers customized fishing, pets, furniture cosmetics, custom enchants, custom textured tools, and more.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20-1.20.4 of Minecraft.