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ACEcraft: Guns ‘n’ Roses

Ace, acecraft, Adulthood, adverse childhood experience, childhood trauma, cumulative exposure, gun ownership, Gun Violence, Guns, household firearm ownership, long-term consequences, mental health, perceived threats, personal safety, physical violence, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, roses, social determinants, Trauma, vulnerability to violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got all da guns and stuff! Like, if you had a rough childhood, dis is da place for you! We got all da crazy guns and weapons to make you feel safe and stuff. Plus, like, we got crazy stories of people getting attacked by creepers and zombies, so you gotta be ready to defend yourself at all times! Join us and feel the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world full of danger and excitement!

ViralMemeCraft Server

Apology, digital footprint, International, internet fame, internet phenomenon, meme, meme apology, meme creator, Meme culture, meme trend, mistake, online presence, regret, Server, social media, social sharing, Sorry., viral, viral content, viral sensation, ViralMemeCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Zombie Dances:	0
Mines Excavated:	2366	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	90	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like setting off a creeper in a TNT factory! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco where the zombies drop sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of feathered bandits who ride around on giant spiders.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest Minecraft community around? Join us now and prepare for an adventure that will leave you saying, “I’m sorry for making this meme internationally viral.”

CraftyCrafter SMP – Minecraft Madness

air battles, CraftyCrafter, Deepl translator, fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, madness, MEC, Minecraft, Missiles, official site, radar warning receiver, radars, Runes, smp, statistics, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, War Thunder General, War Thunder Mobile, weapon systems, Wiki, wtg, Yandex OCR

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and battling it out with other players in a world filled with mystery and danger. But that’s not all! We have exclusive sponsorships from War Thunder Mobile – Edition, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a squadron of fighter jets swoops down from the sky, causing chaos and destruction all around you. But don’t worry, because with the skills you’ve honed in War Thunder Mobile, you’ll be able to outmaneuver them and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden underground base filled with secret treasures and ancient artifacts. The possibilities are endless, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

ConcertCraft: Solo City Vibes

Adventure, Booking, city, Communication, Concert, ConcertCraft, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Hozier, husband, INDEPENDENCE, popular artist, Reassurance, relationship, SOLD OUT, Solo, solo travel, Support, ticket, travel, VIBES, work, worry

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of being told what to do by your husband and in-laws? Do you miss the days of solo travel and adventure? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can roam free and do whatever the heck you want without anyone telling you otherwise!

We promise a Hozier concert every night in our virtual world, where you can rock out to “Take Me to Church” without anyone expressing worry. Plus, we have a special feature where you can book off work for in-game events, so you never have to miss out on the fun.

Join us and show everyone that you’re not the asshole for wanting to live life on your own terms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual husband who supports your solo adventures!

ExCraft: Building Bridges

breakup advice, Bridges, building, communication in relationships, Emotional healing, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex-partner, ExCraft, getting back with ex, getting closure, healing after breakup, letting go, love advice, moving on, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation tips, relationship advice, Relationship Counseling, relationship dynamics, second chance, self reflection, starting over

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4321
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of trying to win back your ex with flowers and love letters? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual shrine dedicated to your ex! Show them how much you care by creating pixelated masterpieces in their honor. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to mend your broken heart? Join now and let the healing begin!

NijiCraft Server: The Rise of the Vtuber

Anime, Content Creation, digital influencer, entertainment industry, Gaming, internet personality, Japanese culture, Japanese vtuber, live broadcasting, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, online streaming, Rise, Salome, Server, social media, success story, talent agency, trending, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	558618
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Salome’s latest banger? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Nijisanji success story! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a virtual idol group. Rumor has it, Salome herself plays on our server in between recording sessions. So come join us and become the next big sensation in the Minecraft world!

TechPolyMinecraftSMP

career, coding, cybersecurity, Development, education, Engineering, Expertise, growth, innovation, knowledge, learning, multi-disciplinary, networking, polymath, programming, Skills, software, specialization, Tech, Technology, TechPolyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	184	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking your inner tech genius! Join us and become a tech polymath in no time!

We have secret underground labs where you can conduct experiments with redstone and command blocks to create mind-blowing contraptions. Want to build a flying machine that can take you to the moon? No problem! Need a robot assistant to do your mining for you? We got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from our players and built a giant diamond throne for themselves! It was both infuriating and hilarious.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with tech wizardry and village shenanigans, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tech polymath!

MIL-free Minecraft Madness

aita, Communication Issues, debt accumulation, debt management, dog ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, housing crisis, housing situation, long-term plan, madness, MIL, MILFree, Minecraft, money troubles, parental support, staying with family, temporary accommodation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1737	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as trying to survive a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions when dealing with a financially irresponsible MIL.

Our server is like no other, just like how MIL’s decisions are always unexpected and chaotic. From selling houses at a loss to sofa surfing like a pro, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will she find a new place to stay, or will she end up in your spare room? The suspense is killing us!

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Just like offering to take care of her dog until she finds a suitable place, we’ll make sure you’re taken care of on our server. So come join us for a wild adventure that’s crazier than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyAutocorrectFailz

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8075

Have you ever tried to type “lol” and it autocorrects to “lollipop unicorn explosion”? Well, if you want to experience more hilarious autocorrect fails like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is so wacky that even your phone won’t be able to keep up with the craziness. Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by all the autocorrect shenanigans that await you.

ConcussedCraft

Behavior, brain damage, brain function, brain health, brain injury awareness, brain injury prevention, brain injury rehabilitation, brain injury research, brain trauma, cognitive impairment, ConcussedCraft, evolving understanding, healthy people, legal landscape, long-lasting effects, mild concussion, neurological effects, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, years-old concussion

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u hit ur head and u think ur fine but then u start acting all weird and stuff? well, this server is like that but in a fun way! join us and experience the wacky world of minecraft with a twist!

we got crazy builds that will make ur head spin, literally! like, one time someone built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots u out into space. it’s wild, man!

and the players on this server are like no other. they’re all a little loopy in the best way possible. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. one time, someone dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was hilarious!

so if u wanna have a blast and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way, come join us on this server. it’s a concussion-inducing good time!