Players: |
95/900 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
8 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
25 |
Dark Rituals Completed: |
10 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
8 |
New Chunks Explored: |
147879 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
3028 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.