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Thirsty4MinecraftSMP

Alternatives, Beverage, Choice, decision, drink, Favorite, health, hydration, Lifestyle, Longevity, necessity, Options, Preference, refreshment, satisfaction, selection, Survival, Taste, Thirsty4MinecraftSMP, Variety, Water

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cookies. Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon, it’s lit AF. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. So come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever

ParentalRageCraft

behavioral consequences, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, emotional development, emotional expression, emotional impact, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, growing up, Parent-child relationship, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, parents, relationships

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	296
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where saying “I hate you” to your parents actually transports you to a magical land filled with diamond-clad llamas and flying pigs! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot. But beware, if you don’t join this server, your parents might actually turn into zombies and haunt you in your dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Methane to Madness

#sustainability, carbon emissions, Catalyst, Chemical engineers, chemical reactions, climate change, environmental engineering, environmental impact, green technology, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gas reduction, innovation, madness, methane, methane capture, methane conversion, mit, Polymer production, polymers, renewable resources, sustainable solutions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server and suddenly you discover this new catalyst that can turn methane into like, super cool polymers! like, who even knew that was possible, right? it’s like magic but in minecraft!

join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can save the environment by turning greenhouse gases into something useful! like, who needs to worry about global warming when you can just play minecraft and save the day, amirite?

so come on, join us on this server and be a hero in the minecraft world by turning methane into polymers and saving the planet, one block at a time! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Epic Adventure Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, biggest load, biggest load of bullshit, biggest load of fucking bullshit, Epic, fucking bullshit, Realm

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mines Excavated:	4848	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	7096

Lolz, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a magical unicorn pooping rainbows kind of amazing.

I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, man.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant your wildest wishes, like turning your diamond sword into a lightsaber or giving you a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So come on, join the madness and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

AlarmCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, AlarmCraft, alarms, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couples therapy, exhaustion, Frustration, Minecraft, morning routine, patience, relationship, Server, Sleep, sleep patterns, snooze, Tension, Understanding, waking up, work schedule

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	495	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only alarm you’ll hear is the sound of creepers hissing as they explode! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated excitement and blocky chaos.

Are you tired of being woken up by a million alarms set by your significant other? Well, on our server, the only alarm you’ll need is the one that signals a zombie horde approaching your base! No more drama over snooze buttons, just pure, unadulterated fun.

We understand the struggle of trying to communicate about annoying alarms with your partner. That’s why on our server, the only communication you’ll need is through building epic structures and battling mobs together. Say goodbye to tension at 5:30 am and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky alarms behind. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off skeletons with your friends? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and leave the alarm drama in the real world. See you in the virtual world of blocks and monsters!

KittyBlockParty

aggression, Animals, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, family, Farm, kitten, KittyBlockParty, Niece, parenting, Pets, possessive, relationships, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	939
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mines Excavated:	2113
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of respecting animals and plants? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any possessive “Mine!” phases like my niece.

Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting virtual animals from any aggressive players who may try to claim them as their own. We understand the importance of setting boundaries and respecting the virtual world around us. Plus, we have a strict “No screaming for MY kitty” policy that ensures a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience for all.

So come on over to our server and leave your possessive tendencies at the door. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about respect and kindness towards all living beings, both real and virtual. Join now and let the fun begin!

MythBusterMinecraftSMP

budgeting, DEBT, Economy, Financial Advice, financial beliefs, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mindset, financial misconceptions, financial myth, financial myths debunked, Financial Planning, Financial Success, investing, money management, MythBusterMinecraftSMP, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, wealth building

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, there’s a secret diamond mine that only the chosen ones can access and if you find it, you’ll be rich AF in game. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server at night and challenges players to PvP battles. It’s like, so spooky but also exciting, you know?

But wait, there’s more! The server also has a hidden treasure chest that’s filled with enchanted gear and rare items. And if you find it, you’ll become the ultimate warrior in the server and everyone will bow down to you. Plus, there’s a secret underground base that’s guarded by a dragon and if you can defeat it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admins. How insane is that??

So yeah, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and become a legend in the Minecraft world, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

BlockyEscapeCraft

anxiety, BlockyEscapeCraft, bullshit, community support, coping, coping strategies, current events, emotional resilience., emotional well being, Global Issues, mental health, mindfulness, pandemic, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self reflection, self-care, stress, uncertainty, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Emeralds Found:	8360	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles happiness wherever you go.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of a potato or create a roller coaster that defies gravity – the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them hatch their diabolical plan (pun intended).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and leave all the bullshit behind. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

CartelCraft: MexiDefenders

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, criminal organizations, cross-border cooperation, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, government response, international relations, law enforcement, mexico, MexiDefenders, national security, organized crime, political tension, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, terrorists, US

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Villages Defended:	10

come join our minecraft server where we defend our sovereignty like mexico against the evil US trying to label our cartels as terrorists. we got crazy battles, epic raids, and wild adventures waiting for you. build your own drug empire, fight off the feds, and become the ultimate cartel boss. join now and show those americans who’s boss in this insane world of chaos and mayhem. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

ValveCraft: Aortic Adventures

Adventures, Aortic, Aortic Valve Replacement, Asymptomatic Severe Aortic Stenosis, Cardiac Care, Cardiac Intervention, Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, clinical trials, Health Sciences, heart health, heart surgery, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, Interventional Cardiology, medical procedure, Medical research, New England Journal of Medicine, TAVR, Transcatheter Aortic-Valve Replacement, Valve Replacement Therapy, ValveCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

but wait, there’s more. we also have a secret underground city where u can trade with alien pigmen and ride on giant chickens. and if u dig deep enough, u might even find the legendary diamond armor of the ancient warrior, Steve.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build the most epic minecraft world ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.