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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3434 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
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