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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3787 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Ores Mined: | 3734 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8319 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Remember those days when people used to actually talk to each other face to face instead of just sending emojis and memes? Yeah, those were wild times. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back the ancient art of communication! Join us and experience the thrill of typing actual sentences in the chat box. Who knows, you might even make a friend or two along the way!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Pigman King, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of cake).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
