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BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Christmas movie night, crystal, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Excalibur, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Hateful Eight, Lavender Beds, leviathan, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Solution Nine, Starlight Celebration, VGL Cytube

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7322	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ores Mined:	7754	Mines Excavated:	4471
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Final Fantasy XIV references and general shenanigans.

Patch 7.15 is out, and we’re celebrating with a Starlight Celebration that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer Twitch Insanity!

Join us for meetups that will leave you questioning reality. Male Middie Movie Night? Spooky Club featuring Krampus and a Christmas Horror Story? Violent Night (2022)? Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard 1? We’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our New Year’s Eve Meetup in Malboro Shirogane Ward 15 Subdivision. It’s going to be a party you won’t forget (or maybe you will, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5623
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.