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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7325 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8567 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 891076 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!