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YouthCraft – Nostalgia Edition

“Youth, carefree days, cartoons, childhood memories, Curiosity, Edition, family time, freedom, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, Recess, School days, Simplicity, Toys, Wonder, YouthCraft, youthful energy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic forts out of pillows and blankets? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and build the most insane forts you can imagine!

Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!

Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery

advanced materials, Carbon-based materials, condensed matter physics, Craft, discovery, electronic properties, experimental physics, graphene, Graphene research, innovation, materials science, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, new class, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum computing, Quantum Mechanics, quantum states, research, scientists, Technology

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	975	Crops Grown:	7725
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got scientists discoverin’ new class of quantum states in graphene up in dis bish! Like, who even knew graphene could be so lit, amirite?

Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!

Canopy

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Feedback, Fun Environment, hard mode, hats, Hermitcraft-like, laid back, Moderation, new friends, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border Semi-Vanilla Dynamic Map New Hats Datapacks Community Builds
Join Us	Server IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation.
What is the average player age?	Our average player age is early to mid-20’s.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we typically host fun events each week.
Can I explore beyond the soft border?	You are free to explore beyond the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Are there any protection plugins on the server?	No, we have only added plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as no TPA or land protecting plugins.

EcoCraft Space Odyssey 1.20.4

1.20.4, 931076889, EcoCraft, like that, long tail tags, odyssey, Space

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5226	Dragon Eggs Found:	5113
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and then battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will make your heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

And the best part? You can ride on the backs of dragons and fly through the sky like a majestic superhero!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

appearance pressure, beauty bias, body image, confidence issues, DatelessDweebs, dating challenges, Dating confidence, dating difficulties, dating expectations, dating frustrations, dating insecurities, dating struggles, Insecurity, lack of attraction, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative perceptions, rejection, self esteem, smp, societal beauty standards, Unattractive people

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

OMG, so like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! Like, they have diamonds for days and the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted gear all the time. Plus, there’s this one time where a creeper blew up the entire spawn and everyone had to rebuild from scratch, but it was so fun and chaotic, LOL.

And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.

So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

CraftyShitSurvivor

Adversity, coping mechanisms, CraftyShitSurvivor, emotional baggage, emotional resilience., emotional scars, Hardship, healing, inner strength, life experiences, mental health, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, past struggles, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, survivor, tough times, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	4478	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Trust us, after surviving a zombie apocalypse, navigating through a maze of creepers, and battling a dragon in the Nether, you’ll come out the other side a true Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from griefers and trolls. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

MegaEmbassyMC Server

activism, Chinese, clash, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, Diplomatic, foreign relations, Government, International, London, mega-embassy, MegaEmbassyMC, opposition, Police, Political unrest, Protesters, public outcry, Rally, Server, uk

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Buildings Constructed:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can clash with other players in epic battles just like protesters clashing with police outside a mega-embassy in london! build your own mega-embassy and show off your diplomatic skills as you negotiate with other players for resources. who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement in minecraft? join now and experience the thrill of virtual protests and police clashes like never before!

PixelPewPew: RussianRageQuit

Attack, command post, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Eliminated, entire, Geopolitics, HIMARS, international relations, Military, Missile System, nato, PixelPewPew, Precision, Russian, RussianRageQuit, strike, Target, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	896426	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have HIMARS strike that ‘eliminated’ entire russian command post in ukraine! yasss, you heard it right, we have real life military action happening in our minecraft world. join us for the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream castle. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have explosions and chaos at every turn? plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds

aging, alzheimer’s, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia, Diagnosis, early detection, health, Loss, Medical, Memory Loss, mental health, Minds.., nutrition, Prevention, Rapid, rapid weight loss, research, risk factors, study, Symptoms, weight, weight loss

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN THE SAME OLD BORIN MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE U LOSE WEIGHT SO FAST U MIGHT FORGET UR OWN NAME!

WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HUNGRY HIPPOS” WHERE U RACE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS TO EAT THE MOST FOOD IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. AND IF U WIN, U GET A SPECIAL PRIZE THAT’LL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U’RE IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, U MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET HOW TO SPELL “DIAMOND”! AND IF U BUILD THE BEST CREATION, U’LL BE REWARDED WITH A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE DIAMONDS IN ONE HIT!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND WEIGHT-LOSIN’ SERVER! U MIGHT END UP FORGETTIN’ WHERE U ARE, BUT U’LL NEVER FORGET THE FUN U HAD!

LanderYT

Armor statues, Community, Coreprotect, Custom Items, Datapacks, Discordsrv, Events, hats, Highways, LanderYT, October 2021, Overworld, player heads, Roads, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop permits, Single player sleep, teleport command, texture pack, Tweaks, weapons

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	7936
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Buildings Constructed:	40	Dimension Hops:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Server Tweaks:

Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn	Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect	Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

Our server is now 6 months old.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ

Question	Answer
When did the server start?	The server started in October 2021.
What are the rewards for events?	Event coins, which can be used to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.
Is there a teleport command other than /spawn?	No, the only teleport command allowed is /spawn in the overworld.
How old is the server?	The server is 6 months old.
How can I join the server?	Fill in a high-effort application form and wait for acceptance.