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BlockyLifeLessons

Behavior, Beliefs, BlockyLifeLessons, Childhood, children, consequences, damaging lessons, Development, education, Future, HARMFUL, Impact, influence, learning, lessons learned, NEGATIVE, parenting, society, teaching, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Votes:	4655
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are your kids learning how to build a basic dirt hut in Minecraft? Boring! Join our server and they’ll learn how to build a castle made entirely of TNT! Who needs safety when you have explosions, amirite? Plus, our server has a secret underground dungeon where players can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s like a poultry apocalypse down there! So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft and hello to the most chaotic and ridiculous server you’ve ever seen!

OlympicCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, city, concerns, controversy, Crisis, decision, France, Government, leadership, Mayor, Minecraft, OlympicCraft, olympics, Paris, Politics, potential consequences, public opinion, Server, snap elections, speculation, Timing, Troubling, Upcoming Events

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so, like, the mayor of paris is all like “snap elections before the olympics? that’s, like, super troubling, man.” but who cares about that when you could be joining our EPIC minecraft server?!

we got, like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, bro. like, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a floating castle that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour.

not to mention, we have the most lit community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool they make the polar ice caps look warm.

so, forget about the mayor and his snap elections, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely out of bacon. yeah, you heard me right. bacon.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

BlockyBountyKillers

approach, Assassination, BlockyBountyKillers, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, hostage situation, idf, Israel, kill hostages, MIDDLE EAST, Military, operatives, orders, palestine, RETALIATION, SECURITY, standing orders, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there’s this secret underground base on the server where a group of llamas are actually trained Hamas operatives. They have standing orders to kill any hostages if the IDF (that’s the Incredibly Dangerous Friends) approaches. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games, right? So come join us and see if you can survive the llama uprising! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

BeeCraftHazFun

apiary, backyard beekeeping, bee behavior, bee health, bee products, BeeCraftHazFun, Beekeepers, beekeeping, Environmental Protection, gardening, hazmat detail, hive management, honey production, honeybees, insect control, overlap, pollination, protective gear, Sustainable Agriculture, urban beekeeping, venn diagram

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mines Excavated:	4819	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	586569
Ores Mined:	3323	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6

u ever wanted to beekeep in a hazmat suit? well now u can on our server! we got bees that shoot lasers and flowers that explode when u pick them. it’s like gardening on steroids, but without the roid rage. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted bee suit and a pet creeper that only explodes when u want it to. come for the bees, stay for the chaos. buzz buzz, mothertruckers.

VaxCraft2021

advanced trial, Covid vaccine, dual protection, flu and Covid vaccine, flu vaccine, healthcare innovation, infectious diseases, medical breakthrough, Moderna, Moderna vaccine, pandemic response, public health, two-in-one vaccine, vaccination campaign, vaccine approval, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine research, vaccine safety, vaccine trial, VaxCraft2021

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret potion that turns diamonds into real-life cash! Can you believe it?! But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical portal that transports you to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. It’s like a dream come true, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

PixelTaxi Minecraft Server

Anime, binge-worthy, character-driven, crime solving, dark humor, Hidden Secrets, intriguing plot, japanese animation, Minecraft, Mystery, oddball characters, oddtaxi, PixelTaxi, psychological thriller, quirky personalities, rabu shirakawa, Server, Suspenseful, taxi driver, Tokyo setting, unconventional protagonist, unexpected twists., unique storytelling

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on our server, where the sheep wear sunglasses, the creepers throw parties, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Rainbow Road” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a skeleton or challenging a villager to a game of chess. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

/pol/ Craft Minecraft Server

Ari Nagel, controversy, Craft, donor conception, Father, Fatherhood, fertility, Internet Sensation, Minecraft, News, Online Community, parenting, POL, public figure, Server, single mothers by choice, social media, Sperm donor, Unconventional, unconventional parenting, viral, wikipedia

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Votes:	9471
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including a mysterious figure known only as Ari Nagel. Is he our guy, /pol/? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of blocky shenanigans. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover as you mine, build, and explore your way through our crazy world! So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyReddit Minecraft Server

community engagement, content curation, CraftyReddit, digital interaction, discussion platform, diverse perspectives, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, news aggregation, Online Community, online forums, reddit, Server, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user anonymity., User-generated content, virtual community

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and their harmonies will make your heart melt faster than a stack of smelted iron ingots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in its presence. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelPennyCraft

Awesome, charging, coding, Community, developers, digital tools, free software, Generosity, Giveaway, Impressive.., innovation, open source, PENNY, PixelPennyCraft, programming, software applications, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, technology industry, Wonder

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	278	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you an arm and a block of diamonds just to play? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Notch himself would be jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and befriending creepers who just want a hug (or maybe to explode, who knows?).

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s actually a moderator now, helping players navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. And hey, did we mention that our server is powered by unicorn magic? Yeah, you heard that right. Unicorns. Magic. It’s a thing.

F16FunZone Minecraft Server

abroad, air defense, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense procurement, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16 warplanes, F16FunZone, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, Protect, Russian strikes, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, ukraine is all like, “yo, russia, stay away from our F-16s, bro!” and they’re like, “we gotta keep ’em safe from those sneaky russians, ya know?” so they’re keeping them abroad, like on a secret mission or something. but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise your F-16s will be safe from any russian strikes, like, for real. come join us and let’s protect our planes together, bro!