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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4004 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!