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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1455 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1374 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!