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LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	1862	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	1916	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchantments Applied:	200	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Star Shards Collected:	90
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Farms Harvested:	467
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

BigIndieGlob, Chuuba birthday calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, upcoming birthdays, virtual youtubers, vod archival guide, Vtubers, vtubers discussion, youtube equivalent

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2707
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8621
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

anticipation, arent, Blockchain, countdown, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, Development, digital assets, due, Financial, general access anniversary, innovation, Investment, milestone, Minecraft, new version, proof of stake, Release, smp, StakeCraft, Staking, Technology, Upcoming, Upgrade, v0.2, Version

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8817	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

baby, Bonding, bros, CANCELLED, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, Decision making, Duty, exhaustion, family, Fatherhood, husband, Motherhood, newborn, newborn phase, parenting, postpartum, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stress, Support, trip, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!