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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 819 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5568 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 1868 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
And, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this like, super exclusive club of awesome players who are all like, super cool and stuff. Plus, we have the best parties ever. Like, one time, we had a party where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head and ride pigs around the map. It was so hilarious, man.
So, like, if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday. How can you say no to that, bro?