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Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GiftsGoneWild Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, biological father, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DNA kit, family, Father, Frustration, Gifts, GiftsGoneWild, Honesty, in-laws, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Server, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Emeralds Found:	6838
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we solve family mysteries in the most bizarre way possible! Join us and receive a free DNA kit every year for your birthday and Christmas, just like one of our players who has been trying to figure out who their real dad is for the past 5 years!

But wait, there’s a twist – this player has not one, not two, but THREE potential fathers, including a guy their mom dated, his engaged brother, and his married father! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through family drama, awkward conversations, and the ultimate quest to uncover the truth. Who needs treasure hunts when you have paternity tests to take? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover some family secrets together! Remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the DNA kits!

BabyNameDramaCraft

advice, Argument, Baby name, BabyNameDramaCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict, DAUGHTER, daughter’s name, dead girl, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grief, mother-in-law, overreaction, relationships, sensitivity, Son

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Emeralds Found:	1763
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated history of a 25F and her 27M husband.

On this server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can name your baby girl whatever you want without any interference from mother-in-laws who have a strange obsession with a friend who passed away.

Build your own virtual family and choose names for your children without the fear of being compared to someone who isn’t even alive. And if things get too heated, just take a break at your friend’s virtual house until you’re ready to confront the situation.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual friend named Annie who won’t cause any family feuds!

Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP

acquired taste, changed mind, changed opinions, converted dislikes, couldn’t live without, Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP, HATED, must haves, new experiences, newfound obsessions, now essential, now love, once detested, previously disliked, surprising delights, surprising favorites, surprising treasures, tried, unexpected joys, unexpected love, unexpected pleasures

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	2198
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mines Excavated:	3793
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	284
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie chickens, and build a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a creeper to TNT.

CelebMysteryCraft

CelebMysteryCraft, celebrity death, celebrity mysteries, Conspiracy, Enigma, enigmatic celebrities, Intrigue, investigation, Mysterious, mysterious circumstances, mysterious deaths, perplexing, puzzling, puzzling deaths, speculation, theories, unexplained, unresolved, unsolved

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Items Found:	4241
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of pondering over mysterious celebrity deaths? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those thoughts to rest and focus on building epic structures instead! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you escape the conspiracy theories and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind those puzzling celebrity passings while mining for diamonds! So come on, join us and say goodbye to the mysteries – unless you want to build a shrine for your favorite fallen star, that’s cool too.

PutinJrCraft Minecraft Server

birth certificate, birthplace, citizenship, Confirmed, controversy, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, Politics, putin, Putin’s family, PutinJrCraft, Russian investigation, scandal, Server, Son, Swiss citizenship, Swiss hospital, switzerland, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND YOU’LL DISCOVER THAT PUTIN’S SON WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN SWITZERLAND… IN MINECRAFT! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST LIKE PUTIN’S SON’S SECRET SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS. COME BUILD WITH US AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. PUTIN WOULD BE PROUD… MAYBE.

ThermiteTrenchWarfare

Advanced weaponry, Battlefield Tactics, drone attacks, drone warfare, high temperature weaponry, military drones, military innovation, military tactics, Russian conflict, Russian Invasion, Russian trenches, thermite deployment, thermite streams, thermite technology, thermite weaponry, ThermiteTrenchWarfare, Ukrainian defense, Ukrainian drones, Ukrainian military, warfare technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Emeralds Found:	8113	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6699	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	731

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, IT MAKES UKRAINIAN DRONES LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

OUR SERVER IS SO HOT, IT MAKES THERMITE STREAMS LOOK LIKE A COOL BREEZE! WE’VE GOT CRAZY BATTLES, INSANE BUILDS, AND MORE DIAMONDS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A PICKAXE AT!

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE EPIC WAR BETWEEN UKRAINIAN DRONES AND RUSSIAN TRENCHES! WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? WHO CARES, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MADNESS AND MAYHEM HERE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR SWORD, PUT ON YOUR ARMOR, AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, MY FELLOW MINECRAFT WARRIOR!

Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City

30 years old, 50 years old, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, carotid arteries, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, city, Crafters, early detection, health, heart health, High cholesterol, Long-term Health, medical imaging, Medical research, Patients, Prevention, risk factor, Scan, ultrasound scans, vascular health, young age

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3336
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Towns Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	1162	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Star Shards Collected:	298

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