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Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	278	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ores Mined:	8573	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8504

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	181	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	137	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Divine Spears Created:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!