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Pixel Peen Paradise – Minecraft Mayhem & Mischief

All-star lineup, discussion, general, Girls, healing, jerk off, jerking off, League Ladies, league of legends, League of Lewds, lewds, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mischief, New faces, New pics., Paradise, Peen, Pics, PIXEL, Role, rp, Sexiest, Support, Swoon

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can discuss, start RPs, and swoon over the best League Ladies! Need a break from mining and crafting? Join us to share new pics and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb selfies. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time.

Join us for our Support Healing edition where we focus on helping each other jerk off… I mean, heal each other in battle. New faces to RPing are always welcome, just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of adventure, romance, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a Creeper.

Nemlei’s Never-ending Minecraft Server

anticipation, Beyond, christmas, episode 2, Game, game development, Minecraft, Nemlei, Nemleis, Neverending, next year, October, out, Release, release date, remaining episodes, Schedule, Server, stated, Surprise, work, work load, year

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	1154	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of waiting for new episodes of your favorite game to come out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we release all episodes at once! That’s right, no more waiting around for months on end, just binge-play to your heart’s content.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where time is a mere suggestion. Who needs to wait for Christmas next year for the next episode when you can jump into the action right now? Plus, rumor has it that Nemlei herself is a secret player on our server, so you might just run into her while exploring.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

LawbreakingLegends Minecraft SMP

character classes, CliffyB, competitive, decade ahead, failed launch, fast paced action, Fast-paced, First Person Shooter, futuristic, gaming industry, gravity-defying, high skill ceiling, Innovative, Lawbreakers, LawbreakingLegends, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, smp, team-based, Underrated, unique mechanics, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so cutting-edge, CliffyB himself was almost a decade ahead of the curve with this one!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, diamond armor fashion shows, and secret underground lairs filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Notch himself left a hidden message in the code of our server, leading to a secret realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to uncover this mystical land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

FantasyCraft: Dreaming of Diamonds!

Alternate Realities, aspirations, daydreaming, daydreams, Desires, diamonds, dream scenarios, dreaming, dreams, escapism, fantasies, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, flights of fancy, ideal scenarios, idealized situations, imagination, longing, mental escapes, Reverie, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4666	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Do you fantasize about riding a giant chicken into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Or maybe you dream of building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules). Build a castle made of cake, ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let your fantasies run wild in a world where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft

authoritarianism, civil liberties, Democracy, detain, Dictatorship, election poll watchers, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, Maduro, Oppression, political dissent, Political unrest, Protesters, Questioning, reelection.., ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft, Report, security forces, Surveillance, Venezuela

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Farms Harvested:	595	Potions Brewed:	146
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, this dude tried to build a giant potato castle but it got attacked by flying llamas. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep came and started breakdancing. It was wild, man.

And get this, our admin is like, a wizard or something. He can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little bunnies. Plus, he once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ volcano.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. We’ve got DJ Villager spinning sick beats and Endermen doing the robot dance. It’s off the chain, dude.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server out there, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything, ’cause on this server, anything can happen. And I mean anything.

CancerCraft: The Obesity Epidemic

20th Century, cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer rates, cancer risk, CancerCraft, disease prevention, environmental factors, Epidemic, genetics, health, health education, health trends, Healthcare, Lifestyle, Medical research, obesity, parents, public health, risk factors, US study, younger generations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	422	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we fight cancer with pixelated swords and diamond armor! Our server is so lit, it’s like a virtual hospital for your health, bro!

We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!

Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!

Stealz SMP: Where stealing in Minecraft is encouraged! Join now for a lifesteal experience!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	299	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Theivez SMP Server Overview

🎉Hello, Adventurer!🎉

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey where cunning, strategy, and survival skills are key? We invite you to join Theivez SMP, the most thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server where every moment is a test of your mettle.

Launch Date: 1-2 days (if we get the people)

What is Theivez SMP?

Theivez SMP is a unique Minecraft server where every player starts with a limited number of lives. The twist? You can steal lives from other players! Outsmart your opponents, forge alliances, and become the ultimate survivor in a world where danger lurks around every corner.

How to Join:

join the discord https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB
fill out an application
and wait for the server to be launched

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Theivez SMP free to play?	Yes, Theivez SMP is free to play.
How many lives do players start with?	Players start with a limited number of lives, which can be stolen from other players.
Can players form alliances?	Yes, players can forge alliances to survive in the dangerous world of Theivez SMP.
What happens if a player loses all their lives?	If a player loses all their lives, they will be out of the game until the server resets.

JeetCraft Minecraft Server

Bigotry, Canada, Canadian society, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, extremism, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, intolerance, jeet hate, JeetCraft, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, ONLINE, online hate, prejudice, racism, Rising, Server, social media, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a pack of creepers wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow blocks. Yeah, you heard that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. Trust us, it’s a real pain in the grass block.

WeirdMemeLord Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, amusing, atypical, BIZARRE, Comical, eccentric, funny, humor, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, viral, weird, WeirdMemeLord

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance-off with the admins. Yes, you heard that right. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil llamas, and participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots, and a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BoyfriendBJsBillGoneWild

aita, bill, BJs, blocked contact, blocked socials, BoyfriendBJsBillGoneWild, Dinner, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, freak pay, inconsiderate, JOKE, leaving boyfriend, man child, oddball, public humiliation, second hand embarrassment, social anxiety

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t embarrass you in front of all your blocky friends? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no “freak pay” jokes will ever be made at dinner time!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun, where the only thing you’ll be blocking is creepers, not your ex-boyfriend’s number. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with social anxiety and second-hand embarrassment.

So come join us and leave the inconsiderate man children behind. Build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

DuelCraft – Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 7, Banlists, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, True King support, upcoming releases, Yugioh, Yugipedia

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a True King? Look no further! Our server is like ruling your own kingdom, but with blocks instead of peasants. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to show off your building skills to the world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and became the true ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And when they entered battle, their opponents trembled in fear at the sight of their diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon or two. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the fun. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!