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Blocky Bullshit Bonanza

Absurd, anger, ANNOYED, bewildered, blocky, bonanza, bullshit, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, exasperation, Flabbergasted, Frustration, incomprehensible, irritated, mind-boggling, Nonsensical, Outrageous, puzzled, Ridiculous, SPEECHLESS.., what the hell, WTF

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

SaudiCraft: Where even creepers are jeety!

Appearance, beauty standards, CREEPERS, culture, ethnic identity, fashion, fashion trends, Headscarf, heritage, identity crisis, jeety, keffiyeh, MIDDLE EAST, robe, Saudi Arabia, SaudiCraft, Saudis, Stereotypes, Style, taqiyah, thobe, traditional clothing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5245	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and find out why Saudis look so jeety! We’ve got camels riding pigs, flying carpets instead of horses, and even a secret underground cave filled with gold and diamonds (guarded by a friendly genie, of course). So come on down and see for yourself – you won’t believe your eyes!

The Blocky Banter Brigade: Server No. 673068789 by Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, banter, Based, blocky, Brigade, No. 673068789, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You can even join in and show off your best dance moves!

2. We have a pet dragon for every player on the server. That’s right, your very own fire-breathing companion to help you conquer the land and look super cool while doing it.

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of chocolate bars and ride a unicorn made of cotton candy. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

4. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden apple in the enchanted forest. You could wish for infinite diamonds, the ability to fly, or even a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

PajeetCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not become jew slaves! LOL

Colonialism, cultural assimilation, diamonds, discrimination, global history, identity politics, imperialism, jew, Jews, lol, marginalized communities, minority groups, Oppression, PajeetCraft, pajeets, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, Slavery, slaves, social hierarchy, social justice, Stereotypes, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where pajeets are trying to become jew slaves for the most outrageous reasons you can imagine. Watch as the pajeets try to impress the jews with their crazy antics, from building giant statues of bagels to creating elaborate diamond mines in the shape of menorahs. And why do the jews seem to avoid them? Who knows, but it makes for some hilarious drama on our server. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Blocktopia: The Land of Infinite Creepers

arizona, blocktopia, change of scenery, CREEPERS, cultural shift, decadent state, Departure, desert climate, dry weather, Escape, expat life, foreign country, Infinite, international move, Islamic Republic of France, Land, Move, new home, rainless, Relocation, southwestern United States, Sunny, sunny skies, tucson

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3086
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Tired of dealing with baguettes and berets in the Islamic Republic of Fr*nce? Say no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape to the sunny and rainless lands of Tucson, ARIZONA!

We’ve got cacti taller than the Eiffel Tower, mines deeper than the Louvre, and creepers scarier than a French mime on a bad day.

Join us for a wild ride filled with desert adventures, spicy tacos, and maybe even a showdown with a bandit riding a giant scorpion. Who needs the Eiffel Tower when you can build your own towering cactus fortress?

So pack your virtual bags, leave the baguettes behind, and come join us in the wild west of Minecraft! Viva la Tucson! 🌵🌮🦂

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673068225 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and a psychedelic trip – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market trading operation, selling rare items and enchanted gear. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? No problem, just trade a stack of emeralds and it’s yours.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played a game of parkour where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are moving? It’s like a game of hot potato, but with more screaming and panic.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafty Krautopolis: SICP Edition

Am Rande der Gesellschaft, Counter culture, Crafty, Der Schattenmacher, Edition, EinProzent podcast, English language analysis, Flügel TV, Get active, Kraut/pol, Krautopolis, Krautzone, Learn German script, Maps, Meme Collections, Metapolitical phalanx, Polls, Schwarze Fahne, SICP, SICP edish, Spread flyers and stickers, Thead OP pasta, Wir klären das, WolfPMS

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchantments Applied:	155
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	456468
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where we create memes, spread memes, and even attack the narrative! Join us to get /fit/ and be part of the metapolitical phalanx. We spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop, and discuss politics while calling attention to the Unrecht.

But that’s not all – we’re all about counter culture here. From the Schwarze Fahne channel to the EinProzent podcast, we’ve got all the edgy content you could ever want. Plus, we have crazy activities like learning German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin) and getting active with solifonds.

So come join us on this server where the memes are dank, the politics are spicy, and the adventure never ends! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

Blocky Buffet

Affection, assailant, blocky, buffet, Character development, Empathy, FANTASY, forgiveness, forgiveness arc, forgiveness journey, growth, healing, isekai, love, Maseki Gurume, misunderstood, overcoming trauma, Redemption, redemption arc, romance, second chances, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have the chance to forgive your assailant who is actually just a misunderstood lass looking for love and affection in isekai! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll navigate through crazy plot twists and turns, all while trying to survive in a world where forgiveness is key. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to forgive and thrive in this wacky Minecraft world.

BoomerCraft: Where 20-year-old guys try to figure out how to use a crafting table

20 year old, 20YearOld, 41 year old, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, BoomerCraft, Crafting, date of creation, digital age, Figure, generation X, guy, guys, image related, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, Meme culture, millennial, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, social media, Table, Technology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 20-year-old 4chan veteran who has been trolling since the dawn of the internet! Join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that only a seasoned meme lord can provide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a 41-year-old player who claims to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Legend has it that he once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether and back. Can you top that?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us for a truly unique gaming experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Crafty Incels: Where Creeper Kills are Encouraged

coping mechanisms, Crafty, creeper, depression, emotional well being, encouraged, Incels, kills, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Misogyny, online communities, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self worth, social rejection, societal pressures, stigma, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of dealing with incels in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is incel-free guaranteed! We’ve got a special anti-incel force field surrounding our world, so you can mine and build in peace without any creepy messages in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to incels and hello to a world of wacky adventures and endless fun!