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Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	180	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	403155	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Votes:	8502	Mines Excavated:	1486
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Emeralds Found:	3588
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6280	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	1364	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	599803
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	73
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	121
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	2313
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	9610	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!