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Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2003
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magic Items Found:	4929	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Potions Brewed:	184
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	152
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!