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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4365 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 237 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2793 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.
But that’s not all! By the time you turn 40, you’ll realize that our server has actually been secretly training you for the ultimate quest to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, which will grant you eternal youth and unlimited pizza for life.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!