| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5728 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9849 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Mines Excavated: | 1354 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6434 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1187 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Enchantments Applied: | 174 |
| Animals Bred: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5760 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 368 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6756 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 91 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6572 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7191 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Votes: | 4452 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1329 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3459 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1532 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
