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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2196 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!