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NipponCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, appreciation, Arigato, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, Gratitude, Japan, Japanese culture, kyoto, Manga, Minecraft, Nippon, NipponCraft, Osaka, Samurai, Server, sushi, Technology, thank you, thanks, TOKYO, travel

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ores Mined:	8911	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4356
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is like a gift from Japan! Why Japan, you ask? Because they know how to make things awesome, just like this server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with ninja creepers, sushi villages, and giant robot battles! Our server is so epic, even Godzilla would want to play here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hot spring hidden deep within the world where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it, if you throw a diamond into the spring, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire >is_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft SMPantics

attitude, Based, Character, controversial, cringe, debate, defacto face, Entertainment, fan favorite, gtis_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft, heel turn, internet culture, lame ass nigga, opinion, Persona, Pro Wrestling, Replacement, SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire, SMPantics, social media, trending, wrestling, wrestling community

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become a part of our crazy community where anything goes.

Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!

BlockyBiden’sBias Minecraft Server

biden, blind bias, BlockyBidensBias, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political tensions, Server, talks, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity, just like hamas thinks biden is biased towards israel (lol). we got creeper parties every night, where u can dance with ur explosive friends and blow stuff up for funsies. also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left, true story bro. join now and experience the chaos and madness, just like biden’s cease-fire talks.

SeymBridgeDisasterCraft

Border dispute, bridge destruction, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, military tactics, russia, Russian soldiers, Seym River, SeymBridgeDisasterCraft, Siege, strategic warfare, Troop movement, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	721
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges like ukraine destroying that bridge over the seym river trapping russian soldiers! we promise no real soldiers will be trapped on our server, just epic adventures and crazy battles! build your own bridges and watch them get blown up by creepers! join now for the ultimate chaos and destruction!

AgeCraft: Where Every Day is Your Anniversary

AgeCraft, aging, anniversary, BIRTHDAYS, Cake, celebration, Day, family, Friends, getting older, growing up, Happiness, joy, knowing you, Laughter, love, Memories, Milestones, milestones reached, Party, Presents, special day

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, we celebrate birthdays like no other! we throw the wildest parties in the virtual world, with cake, confetti, and a whole lotta creepers! it’s not just about getting older, it’s about surviving another year in this crazy blocky universe. join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until u respawn, whichever comes first)! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

HaxCraft: BikeGearWireless

bicycle technology, bike accessories, bike gear shifting vulnerabilities, bike hacking, bike hacking study, bike innovation, bike maintenance, bike research, bike safety, bike security, bike security risks, bike technology advancements, bike upgrades, BikeGearWireless, cycling gear, cycling study, gear shifting systems, HaxCraft, wireless bike systems, wireless bike upgrades, Wireless gear shifting, wireless technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Buildings Constructed:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, u know how u ride ur bike and u gotta like shift gears and stuff? well, on this server, we got wireless gear shifting systems on bikes that can be HACKED! like, imagine riding through the virtual world of minecraft and suddenly ur gears start shifting on their own, taking u on a wild ride through the pixelated landscape. it’s like a rollercoaster but on a bike, dude. join us and experience the thrill of having ur bike hacked by mysterious digital forces. it’s a ride u won’t forget, that’s for sure.

PlanetHack Minecraft Server

cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, DATA DUMP, data security, digital security, digital warfare, government hacking, Hack The Planet, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, iran, Minecraft, online attacks, online hacking, online privacy, PlanetHack, political hacking, Server, Trump Campaign

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is Trump’s campaign! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, dodging political scandals and uncovering secret plots. Will Iran dump all their secrets on the internet before we uncover the truth? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some outrageous adventures together!

IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	6283	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!