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JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	1961

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Runes Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	3107	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	710
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	2218
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.