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BooblessSteve in Minecraft SMP

body positivity, body shaming, BooblessSteve, character design, creepy, double standards, Female Characters, female representation, gamer culture, Gaming Community, gigantic mammary honkers, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, perverted, petite body, sexism, small boobs, smp, social commentary, Stereotypes, video game, video game character

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	83

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all shapes and sizes, just like our blocky characters! Join us if you’re tired of being judged for your pixelated physique. We don’t discriminate based on boob size or body type, we’re all about that blocky beauty!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and have a blast, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant blocky dragon with a taste for TNT! Let the madness begin!

SillyCraft Minecraft Server

5 year loan, 7 year loan, aita, Boyfriend, Calling, CAR, financial decision, financial responsibility, high interest, high risk, interest rates, loan term, long term loan, Minecraft, money management, new car, relationship conflict, Server, silent treatment, SillyCraft, sister, stupid, used car

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s sister’s car loan decision? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, just like taking out a 7-year loan on a used car, our server will take you on a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of financial decisions you’ll have to make to survive in this crazy world?

Plus, just like calling out your boyfriend and his sister for their questionable choices, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to stir up drama and controversy with your fellow players. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and excitement?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).

MommaKickedMe15

abandonment, emotional trauma, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family reconciliation, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health struggles, MommaKickedMe15, mother-daughter relationship, moving on, seeking forgiveness, seeking help, single parent, support system, teenage depression, teenage struggles, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs unconditional love

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick you out with no warning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s life story!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of your own house by your own mom, only to be rescued by your grandma who enrolls you in a new school closer to her house. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just encounter a surprise visit from your estranged mom at your graduation party, where she begs for forgiveness and tries to win you back. Will you forgive her or tell her to leave like a boss? The drama never ends on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape into?

Blockheads Unite!

aficionados, Beloved, Blockheads, catchphrase, Community, Dedicated, Devoted, die hard, enthusiasts, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, iconic, INSTANT, Loyal, memorable, passionate, recognition, Sentence, Supporters, unite, Word

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

“Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is afraid to challenge us. So come on, join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous!”

PuigdemontsGreatEscape

2017, Arrest warrant, Carles Puigdemont, Catalonia, Catalonia leader, Crisis, Crowd, Democracy, european union, extradition, fugitive, Government, independence bid, manhunt, Police, Political, PuigdemontsGreatEscape, separatist movement, spain, Supporters, Vanishing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Dragon Eggs Found:	8833	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the leader is constantly on the run from the police? well, look no further! come join our server where the Catalonia leader, Carles Puigdemont, is constantly playing hide and seek with the cops.

imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream house while also trying to avoid getting caught by the fuzz. it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but in minecraft!

join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the authorities just like Carles Puigdemont. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a fugitive yourself and have your own epic chase story to tell. don’t miss out on all the excitement, join our server now!

EcoSentryCraft

adaptation, Biodiversity, capacity, changes, conservation, DETECTION, ecological monitoring, EcoSentryCraft, ecosystem health, ecosystem structure, environmental conditions, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, Environmental Science, Indicators, sensitivity, sentinel species, species diversity, species monitoring, wildlife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
New Chunks Explored:	975305	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Love Letters Sent:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got sentinel species dat can detect changes in da environment like nobody’s business. Picture dis: u mining away and suddenly a group of dolphins start flippin’ out, warnin’ u bout a creeper sneakin’ up behind u. How epic is dat? Plus, we got llamas dat spit on griefers tryna mess with ur build. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur stuff on dis server, cuz our sentinel species got ur back, yo. Join now and experience da wildest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

EclipseMC SMP- We’ve Got Your Bedrock Covered! [smp]

bedrock, bedrock port 19132, Covered, Discord, EclipseMC, eclipsemc.top:25565, Enchanting, home, Homes, Ip:, Land Claim, mobs, Plugins, Sethome, Shop, smp, starter pack, Teleportation, Version 1.21., Weve

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

EclipseMC Minecraft Server

Version	1.21
IP	eclipsemc.top:25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

Free starter pack
Shop /shop
Mobs with levels + money drop
Teleportation: /tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle
Set multiple homes: /sethome name, /home name

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/CvTktJXGqG

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, there is no land claim plugin on EclipseMC.
How do I get a starter pack?	Simply join the server and you will receive a free starter pack.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, you can use /tpa to request teleportation to a player.
Are there any special features for mobs?	Yes, mobs have levels and drop money when defeated.

DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, beloved partner, Commitment, devotion, druk hag, DrukHagWife, Eternal Love, Happiness, lifelong love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, matrimonial bond, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, Wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mines Excavated:	3618	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where you can explore a world filled with druk hag wives! That’s right, these mystical creatures will keep you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and battle other players for their affection. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these enchanting beings! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a love story like no other!

CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9999	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9755	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8543
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	527560	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!