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Question	Answer
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Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music and lackluster visuals? Look no further than our server where we have the most epic opening sequence you’ve ever seen! Our music is so badass, it’ll make you feel like a warrior charging into battle. Plus, our visuals sync up perfectly with the music, giving you an immersive experience like never before. Join now for the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s fact-checked to blow your mind!

BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

EtherealCraft VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	EtherealCraft
Large player base	Specializes in ATLA bending
Many different game modes and mini-games	Custom items and moves
Premium features and ranks available	No pay to win features
Well-established community	Small dedicated community
Frequent updates and events	Fresh map with regular wipes

FAQ:

1. What kind of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server with a variety of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

2. What makes EtherealCraft unique? – EtherealCraft specializes in ATLA bending, offering custom items and over 230 moves for players to learn.

3. Are there pay to win features on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features and ranks that can provide advantages to players willing to pay.

4. How often does EtherealCraft have map wipes? – EtherealCraft has regular map wipes, with the last wipe occurring on 9/09/23.

5. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to EtherealCraft, which has a smaller dedicated community.

6. Can I master all elements for free on EtherealCraft? – Yes, on EtherealCraft, players can bend every element for free without any pay to win features.

Hitler’s Touchy-Feely Minecraft Server – Where history meets humor in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our Minecraft server takes you on a wild ride through history like you’ve never experienced before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to see just how close you are to touching Hitler himself. Fact checkers, get your notepads ready because this server will have you tracing your genealogy back through generations, prisons, and even infamous figures like Quisling just to get a chance to virtually shake hands with the man himself.

With outrageous challenges, mind-boggling puzzles, and a community of players just as obsessed with touching Hitler as you are, this server will have you laughing, learning, and questioning your own family history in no time. So why wait? Join now and see just how far back you have to go to have touched Hitler – it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting memory-holed is your opponents! Make sure to download the map before it disappears faster than Bin Laden’s letter to America. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can outbuild your enemies before they disappear into the virtual abyss. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky battles!

PancakeCraft – Serving up the best way to make good pancakes in Minecraft!

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our players have created their own pancake recipes using in-game ingredients like wheat, milk, and eggs. Experiment with different combinations and see if you can craft the most delicious pancakes in the virtual world. Who knew that pancake-making could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join us and start flipping those virtual pancakes today!

MineCrafty McPunchface Land – “Well?”

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where even the bees have a sense of humor! Worried about your beeard not growing? Or your gay dangling? Don’t fret, we’ve got all the quirky fun and laughter you need to enjoy your time here. Join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

RamadanCraft – Where even creepers fast, but still blow up your base! Join now for a holy blast!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate Ramadan in a hilarious and unforgettable way! Join us as we build mosques, go on food scavenger hunts, and have epic virtual iftar parties. So, how is Ramadan in your “cunt”? Come find out on our server today!

SorryNotSorry Minecraft Server – Where Creepers apologize for blowing up your house!

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Welcome to “Apologize” – the only Minecraft server where griefing is encouraged and then promptly apologized for! Join us for chaotic building competitions, hilarious pranks, and a community of players always ready to say sorry for blowing up your house. Trust us, you’ll be saying “I’m sorry” in no time on Apologize!

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Star Shards Collected:	203
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Mines Excavated:	2848	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	2188
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

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