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Moid’s Haven 1.20.2
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll find a moid who will brush your hair and give you gentle neck kisses! I know, sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s all true! And not only that, this moid will also call you his sweet girl. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! -
GirlfriendCraft: Where pixel love blooms and creepers get jealous
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are dank! If you join us, you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are as cool as a polar bear wearing sunglasses.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the luck of a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be to have a sweet girl like her as a girlfriend.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what EPIC treasures and hilarious shenanigans await you!
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FrozenAssetCraft
lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life! -
PizzaBoxCraft
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition
yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7! -
Slkiny Middle School
Welcome to SMP SlinkEach update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!
Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!
135.148.100.83:25582
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ShotCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.
So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.
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CraftyCEO Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.
So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!
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PupCraft Bday Bash
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?
But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?
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CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise
Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!