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Veldt Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	6539
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4958	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

arduous responsibilities, challenging position, challenging work, demanding career, demanding role, difficult profession, difficult tasks, exhausting job, exhausting role, grueling job, hardest job, HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP, intense work, laborious tasks, overwhelming job, strenuous job, strenuous work, taxing role, tough occupation, tough responsibilities

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

awkward anecdote, awkward confession, awkward encounter, awkward experience, awkward incident, awkward memories, awkward memory, awkward mishap, awkward moment, awkward moment story., awkward situation, awkward story, awkward surprise, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, intimate moment, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, explosion, extremism, international relations, investigation, IRGC members, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Pager explosions, Report, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	8304	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, explosion, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, Hezbollah attack, Hezbollah militants, Lebanese politics, Lebanon explosion, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, militant group, News, security threat, southern Lebanon, southern Lebanon incident, Tension, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Towns Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Potions Brewed:	73
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!