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PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Items Found:	1407

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
New Chunks Explored:	71695	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dimension Hops:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4536

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	662	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!