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Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9350
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Animals Bred:	141	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Votes:	5539
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	163162
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2989	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	53	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8043	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9528
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3600	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!