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  • CuckCraft Gaytopia LOLZ

    CuckCraft Gaytopia LOLZ
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 3175
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the cuck and gay threads taking over your favorite Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is a cuck and gay-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t find a single thread about cuckolding or homosexuality here.

    Join us and escape the madness of Poland’s day off from work, where the entire population seems to be obsessed with cuck and gay threads. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and survive without all the drama. So come on in, get a job in our virtual world, and leave the cuck and gay threads behind!

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  • SlashCraft: Where Hackers Fear to Tread

    SlashCraft: Where Hackers Fear to Tread
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3748
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring games that are just rehashes of existing series? Do you feel like you’re on the brink of death because you can’t find a new, modern hack and slash game that excites you? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from certain doom!

    Join our server for a wild ride of epic battles, insane adventures, and hilarious antics. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. You’ll never know what crazy creatures or challenges you’ll encounter next!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that only the bravest of players can hope to defeat. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become a legend in your own right!

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  • OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

    OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7294
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

    So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

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  • Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

    Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 1263
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Amelia’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Amelia’s Crafty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 8955
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most detective-tastic Minecraft server out there! Join us in celebrating the one and only Amelia Watson, the cutest detective in the blocky world. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Amelia Watson herself will personally solve any mysteries you encounter in the game. Got a missing diamond block? A stolen cake? A creeper conspiracy? Ame’s on the case!

    2. Our server is so secure, even Sherlock Holmes himself couldn’t hack into it. Your builds are safe from griefers, trolls, and any other troublemakers.

    3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Only the most skilled players can find it, but once you do, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

    4. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Amelia Watson appreciation thread Minecraft server today and let the detective adventures begin!

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2111

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2111
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3741
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Duck EditionOP Template server where you can rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell, just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel!

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in our Helluva Boss-themed section of the server. Who knew running a startup in Hell could be so hilarious?

    Join now for a chance to check out into Heaven, battle demons, and maybe even pet a hellhound named Loona. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you in our Duck EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

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  • MugMafia: PayUpOrBreakUp

    MugMafia: PayUpOrBreakUp
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 5325
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value friendship, adventure, and most importantly, mugs! Join us on this epic journey as we embark on quests to find the rarest and most valuable mugs in all of Minecraft.

    Just like the story of the artisan mug that was tragically shattered, we understand the importance of treasuring your belongings. That’s why on our server, we have a special quest where you must protect your precious mug from gravity and any other dangers that may come your way.

    But beware, there may be friends like “J” who will test your patience and your mug-guarding skills. Will you be able to stand up for yourself and demand the 65$ for the broken mug, or will you let gravity win this time?

    Join us on this hilarious and mug-filled adventure, where every twist and turn will leave you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter). So come on, grab your friends (and their mugs) and let’s make some unforgettable memories on our server!

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  • MythicMedMC

    MythicMedMC
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3775
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Mines Excavated: 4467
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, come join our server where we have debunked the myth that creepers can’t be tamed! That’s right, on our server, you can ride around on a creeper like it’s your trusty steed.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a block of diamond for 10 minutes. Imagine the envy of all your friends as you sparkle and shine your way through the world.

    And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears sunglasses and loves to dance to disco music. Join us now and see if you can befriend this groovy dragon!

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  • Arcadian Lands

    Arcadian Lands
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8633
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 393 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Mines Excavated: 1230 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Discover Arcadia, a lost kingdom where natural beauty meets competitive spirit. On this classic PvP server, survival is your priority, but glory awaits if you become the most powerful player.

    us.arcadianlands.com

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  • Grass Stains – Aussie Modded Survival with a City Reward System, Whitelist and Towny

    Grass Stains – Aussie Modded Survival with a City Reward System, Whitelist and Towny
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4154
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

    Player Base Whitelisted, preferably 18+
    Gameplay Vanilla+++ with added mods for building and adventuring
    Commands /home, /sethome, Waystones available
    In-Game Social Proximity voice chat, emphasis on community building
    Server Life Scripted Dungeons, frequent events

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    For application and more information, please check out the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y.

    What makes Stack of Grass different from other servers?

    Stack of Grass offers a close-knit community with a focus on socializing and world building. The server has a mature player base and implements mods to enhance the Vanilla gameplay experience.

    What mods are used on the server?

    The main feature mods are “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. Additionally, there are quality of life mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.

    Are there any special in-game features?

    Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available for easy travel. The server also features a proximity voice chat for communication and rewards players for establishing towns.

    How active is the server?

    Season 2 of Stack of Grass has been running since early April, 2024. The server may have varying activity levels due to the mature player base with work, studying, and other life commitments. There are also scripted Dungeons and frequent events to keep players engaged.

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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 6973
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 153

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the original version without any fancy updates or changes! But wait, there’s more! Join us for the remastered RePop version, where the jiggle physics are out of this world and the gore is toned down to a hilarious level.

    But beware, if you’re a Chud™ who thinks not being able to play the remastered version without any changes is a travesty, then this server is not for you. Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Pals Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6701
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Zombie Dances: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 6818

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary!

    Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Be our guest!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our underrated Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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  • HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed

    HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9146
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with stinky friends who can’t even be bothered to shower in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stink policy! Join us and leave your smelly friend behind as you embark on epic adventures and build incredible creations.

    Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!

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  • Cookie Blocker Hideout

    Cookie Blocker Hideout
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7570
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the incognito window of minecraft servers. you can do all the crazy stuff you want without anyone knowing, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or creating a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

    plus, like, the cookies here are so good, they’re like magic or something. they make you run faster, jump higher, and even give you the ability to fly.

    join this server if you want to be the ultimate minecraft ninja, sneaking around and causing chaos without anyone knowing it was you. it’s like a secret club for the coolest players in the game. come on, you know you want to be a part of the madness.

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